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SIR PAUL。 I suppose they have been laying their heads together。
LORD FROTH。 How？
SIR PAUL。 Nay； only about poetry； I suppose； my lord； making
couplets。
LORD FROTH。 Couplets。
SIR PAUL。 Oh； here they come。
SCENE XXI。
＇To them＇ LADY FROTH； BRISK。
BRISK。 My lord； your humble servant； Sir Paul； yours；the finest
night！
LADY FROTH。 My dear； Mr。 Brisk and I have been star…gazing； I
don't know how long。
SIR PAUL。 Does it not tire your ladyship？ Are not you weary with
looking up？
LADY FROTH。 Oh； no； I love it violently。 My dear； you're
melancholy。
LORD FROTH。 No； my dear； I'm but just awake。
LADY FROTH。 Snuff some of my spirit of hartshorn。
LORD FROTH。 I've some of my own； thank you； dear。
LADY FROTH。 Well； I swear； Mr。 Brisk； you understood astronomy
like an old Egyptian。
BRISK。 Not comparably to your ladyship； you are the very Cynthia
of the skies； and queen of stars。
LADY FROTH。 That's because I have no light but what's by
reflection from you； who are the sun。
BRISK。 Madam； you have eclipsed me quite； let me perish。 I can't
answer that。
LADY FROTH。 No matter。 Hark 'ee； shall you and I make an
almanac together？
BRISK。 With all my soul。 Your ladyship has made me the man in't
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already； I'm so full of the wounds which you have given。
LADY FROTH。 O finely taken！ I swear now you are even with me。
O Parnassus； you have an infinite deal of wit。
SIR PAUL。 So he has； gads…bud； and so has your ladyship。
SCENE XXII。
＇To them＇ LADY PLYANT； CARELESS； CYNTHIA。
LADY PLYANT。 You tell me most surprising things； bless me； who
would ever trust a man？ Oh my heart aches for fear they should be all
deceitful alike。
CARE。 You need not fear； madam； you have charms to fix
inconstancy itself。
LADY PLYANT。 O dear； you make me blush。
LORD FROTH。 Come； my dear； shall we take leave of my lord and
lady？
CYNT。 They'll wait upon your lordship presently。
LADY FROTH。 Mr。 Brisk； my coach shall set you down。
ALL。 What's the matter？ ＇A great shriek from the corner of the
stage。＇
SCENE XXIII。
＇To them＇ LADY TOUCHWOOD runs out affrighted； my lord after
her； like a parson。
LADY TOUCH。 Oh； I'm betrayed。 Save me； help me！
LORD TOUCH。 Now what evasion； strumpet？
LADY TOUCH。 Stand off； let me go。
LORD TOUCH。 Go； and thy own infamy pursue thee。 You stare as
you were all amazed；I don't wonder at it；but too soon you'll know mine；
and that woman's shame。
SCENE the last。
LORD TOUCHWOOD； LORD FROTH； LADY FROTH； LADY
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PLYANT； SIR PAUL； CYNTHIA； MELLEFONT； MASKWELL；
MELLEFONT disguised in a parson's habit and pulling in MASKWELL。
MEL。 Nay； by heaven you shall be seen。 Careless； your hand。 Do
you hold down your head？ Yes； I am your chaplain； look in the face of
your injured friend； thou wonder of all falsehood。
LORD TOUCH。 Are you silent； monster？
MEL。 Good heavens！ How I believed and loved this man！ Take
him hence； for he's a disease to my sight。
LORD TOUCH。 Secure that manifold villain。 ＇Servants seize him。＇
CARE。 Miracle of ingratitude！
BRISK。 This is all very surprising； let me perish。
LADY FROTH。 You know I told you Saturn looked a little more
angry than usual。
LORD TOUCH。 We'll think of punishment at leisure； but let me
hasten to do justice in rewarding virtue and wronged innocence。 Nephew；
I hope I have your pardon； and Cynthia's。
MEL。 We are your lordship's creatures。
LORD TOUCH。 And be each other's comfort。 Let me join your
hands。 Unwearied nights； and wishing days attend you both； mutual love；
lasting health； and circling joys； tread round each happy year of your long
lives。
Let secret villany from hence be warned； Howe'er in private
mischiefs are conceived； Torture and shame attend their open birth； Like
vipers in the womb； base treachery lies； Still gnawing that； whence first it
did arise； No sooner born； but the vile parent dies。
＇Exeunt Omnes。＇
EPILOGUESpoken by Mrs。 Mountford。
Could poets but foresee how plays would take； Then they could tell
what epilogues to make； Whether to thank or blame their audience most。
But that late knowledge does much hazard cost： Till dice are thrown；
there's nothing won； nor lost。 So； till the thief has stolen； he cannot know
Whether he shall escape the law； or no。 But poets run much greater
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hazards far Than they who stand their trials at the bar。 The law provides a
curb for it's own fury； And suffers judges to direct the jury： But in this
court； what difference does appear！ For every one's both judge and jury
here； Nay； and what's worse； an executioner。 All have a right and title to
some part； Each choosing that in which he has most art。 The dreadful men
of learning all confound； Unless the fable's good； and moral sound。 The
vizor…masks； that are in pit and gallery； Approve； or damn； the repartee and
raillery。 The lady critics； who are better read； Inquire if characters are
nicely bred； If the soft things are penned and spoke with grace； They judge
of action too； and time； and place； In which we do not doubt but they're
discerning； For that's a kind of assignation learning。 Beaus judge of dress；
the witlings judge of songs； The cuckoldom； of ancient right； to cits
belongs。 Thus poor poets the favour are denied Even to make exceptions；
when they're tried。 'Tis hard that they must every one admit： Methinks I
see some faces in the pit Which must of consequence be foes t