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n't get a good circulation in the North； too。
〃Colonel Telfair leaned back in his chair and polished his gold…rimmed glasses。
〃Mr。 Thacker；〃 said he； courteously but firmly； 〃The Rose of Dixie is a publication devoted to the fostering and the voicing of Southern genius。 Its watchword； which you may have seen on the cover； is 'Of； For； and By the South。'〃
〃But you wouldn't object to a Northern circulation； would you？〃 asked Thacker。
〃I suppose；〃 said the editor…colonel； 〃that it is customary to open the circulation lists to all。 I do not know。 I have nothing to do with the business affairs of the magazine。 I was called upon to assume editorial control of it； and I have devoted to its conduct such poor literary talents as I may possess and whatever store of erudition I may have acquired。〃
〃Sure；〃 said Thacker。 〃But a dollar is a dollar anywhere； North； South； or Westwhether you're buying codfish； goober peas； or Rocky Ford cantaloupes。 Now； I've been looking over your November number。 I see one here on your desk。 You don't mind running over it with me？
〃Well； your leading article is all right。 A good write…up of the cotton…belt with plenty of photographs is a winner any time。 New York is always interested in the cotton crop。 And this sensational account of Hatfield…McCoy feud； by a schoolmate of a niece of the Governor of Kentucky； isn't such a bad idea。 It happened so long ago that most people have forgotten it。 Now； here's a poem three pages long called 'The Tyrant's Foot；' by Lorella Lascelles。 I've pawed around a good deal over manuscripts； but I never saw her name on a rejection slip。〃
〃Miss Lascelles；〃 said the editor； 〃is one of our most widely recognized Southern poetesses。 She is closely related to the Alabama Lascelles family； and made with her own hands the silken Confederate banner that was presented to the governor of that state at his inauguration。〃
〃But why；〃 persisted Thacker； 〃is the poem illustrated with a view of the M。 & 0。 Railroad freight depot at Tuscaloosa？〃
〃The illustration；〃 said the colonel； with dignity； 〃shows a corner of the fence surrounding the old homestead where Miss Lascelles was born。〃
〃All right；〃 said Thacker。 〃I read the poem； but I couldn't tell whether it was about the depot of the battle of Bull Run。 Now； here's a short story called 'Rosies' Temptation；' by Fosdyke Piggott。 It's rotten。 What is a Piggott； anyway？〃
〃Mr。 Piggott；〃 said the editor； 〃is a brother of the principal stockholder of the magazine。〃
〃All's right with the worldPiggott passes；〃 said Thacker。 〃Well this article on Arctic exploration and the one on tarpon fishing might go。 But how about this write…up of the Atlanta； New Orleans； Nashville； and Savannah breweries？ It seems to consist mainly of statistics about their output and the quality of their beer。 What's the chip over the bug？〃
〃If I understand your figurative language；〃 answered Colonel Telfair； 〃it is this： the article you refer to was handed to me by the owners of the magazine with instructions to publish it。 The literary quality of it did not appeal to me。 But； in a measure； I feel impelled to conform； in certain matters； to the wishes of the gentlemen who are interested in the financial side of The Rose。〃
〃I see；〃 said Thacker。 〃Next we have two pages of selections from 'Lalla Rookh；' by Thomas Moore。 Now； what Federal prison did Moore escape from； or what's the name of the F。 F。 V。 family that he carries as a handicap？〃
〃Moore was an Irish poet who died in 1852；〃 said Colonel Telfair； pityingly。 〃He is a classic。 I have been thinking of reprinting his translation of Anacreon serially in the magazine。〃
〃Look out for the copyright laws；〃 said Thacker； flippantly。 Who's Bessie Belleclair； who contributes the essay on the newly completed water…works plant in Milledgeville？〃
〃The name； sir；〃 said Colonel Telfair； 〃is the nom de guerre of Miss Elvira Simpkins。 I have not the honor of knowing the lady； but her contribution was sent to us by Congressman Brower； of her native state。 Congressman Brower's mother was related to the Polks of Tennessee。
〃Now； see here； Colonel；〃 said Thacker； throwing down the magazine； 〃this won't do。 You can't successfully run a magazine for one particular section of the country。 You've got to make a universal appeal。 Look how the Northern publications have catered to the South and encouraged the Southern writers。 And you've got to go far and wide for your contributors。 You've got to buy stuff according to its quality without any regard to the pedigree of the author。 Now； I'll bet a quart of ink that this Southern parlor organ you've been running has never played a note that originated about Mason & Hamlin's line。 Am I right？〃
〃I have carefully and conscientiously rejected all contributions from that section of the countryif I understand your figurative language aright；〃 replied the colonel。
〃All right。 Now I'll show you something。〃
Thacker reached for his thick manila envelope and dumped a mass of typewritten manuscript on the editors desk。
〃Here's some truck；〃 said he； 〃that I paid cash for； and brought along with me。〃
One by one he folded back the manuscripts and showed their first pages to the colonel。
Here are four short stories four of the highest priced authors in the United Statesthree of 'em living in New York； and one commuting。 There's a special article on Vienna…bred society by Tom Vampson。 Here's an Italian serial by Captain Jacknoit's the other Crawford。 Here are three separate exposes of city governments by Sniffings； and here's a dandy entitled 'What Women Carry in Dress…Suit Cases'a Chicago newspaper woman hired herself out for five years as a lady's maid to get that information。 And here's a Synopsis of Preceding Chapters of Hall Caine's new serial to appear next June。 And here's a couple of pounds of vers de societe that I got at a rate from the clever magazines。 That's the stuff that people everywhere want。 And now here's a writeup with photographs at the ages of four； twelve； twenty…two； and thirty of George B。 McClellan。 It's a prognostication。 He's bound to be elected Mayor of New York。 It '11 make a big hit all over the country。 He〃
〃I beg your pardon；〃 said Colonel Telfair； stiffening in his chair。 〃What was the name？〃
〃Oh； I see；〃 said Thacker； with half a grin。 Yes； he's a son of the General。 We'll pass that manuscript up。 But； if you'll excuse me； Colonel； it's a magazine we're trying to make go offnot the first gun at Fort Sumter。 Now； here's a thing that's bound to get next to you。 It's an original poem by James Whitcomb Riley。 J。W。 himself。 You know what that means to a magazine。 I won't tell you what I had to pay for that poem； but I'll tell you thisRiley can make more money writing with a fountain…pen than you or I can with one that lets the ink run。 I'll read you the last two stanzas：
〃'Pa lays around 'n' loafs all day； 'N' reads and makes us leave him be。 He lets me do just like I please； 'N' when I'm in bad he laughs at me； 'N' when I holler loud 'n' say B