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MR。 ROBERTS （striving to propitiate THE CONDUCTOR by a dastardly
amiability）。 Oh； yes； yes。 There's no mistake about the carthe
Governor Marcy。 She telegraphed the name just before you left
Albany； so that I could find her at Boston in the morning。 Ah！
THE CONDUCTOR。 At Boston。 ＇Sternly。＇ Then what are you trying to
find her at Worcester in the middle of the night for？
MR。 ROBERTS。 WhyIthat is …
THE PORTER （taking compassion on MR。 ROBERTS'S inability to
continue）。 Says he wanted to surprise her。
MR。 ROBERTS。 Hayes； exactly。 A little caprice； you know。
THE CONDUCTOR。 Well； that may all be so。 ＇MR。 ROBERTS continues to
smile in agonized helplessness against THE CONDUCTOR'S injurious
tone； which becomes more and more offensively patronizing。＇ But _I_
can't do anything for you。 Here are all these people asleep in their
berths； and I can't go round waking them up because you want to
surprise your wife。
MR。 ROBERTS。 No； no； of course not。 I never thought …
THE CONDUCTOR。 My advice to YOU is to have a berth made up； and go
to bed till we get to Boston； and surprise your wife by telling her
what you tried to do。
MR。 ROBERTS （unable to resent the patronage of this suggestion）。
Well； I don't know but I will。
THE CONDUCTOR （going out）。 The porter will make up the berth for
you。
MR。 ROBERTS （to THE PORTER； who is about to pull down the upper berth
over a vacant seat）。 Ah！ ErII don't think I'll trouble you to
make it up； it's so near morning now。 Just bring me a pillow； and
I'll try to get a nap without lying down。
＇He takes the vacant seat。＇
THE PORTER。 All right； sah。
＇He goes to the end of the car and returns with a pillow。＇
MR。 ROBERTS。 Ahporter！
THE PORTER。 Yes； sah。
MR。 ROBERTS。 Of course you didn't notice； but you don't think you
DID notice who was in that berth yonder？
＇He indicates a certain berth。＇
THE PORTER。 Dat's a gen'leman in dat berth； I think； sah。
MR。 ROBERTS （astutely）。 There's a bonnet hanging from the hook at
the top。 I'm not sure； but it looks like my wife's bonnet。
THE PORTER （evidently shaken by this reasoning； but recovering his
firmness）。 Yes； sah。 But you can't depend upon de ladies to hang
deir bonnets on de right hook。 Jes' likely as not dat lady's took de
hook at de foot of her berth instead o' de head。 Sometimes dey takes
both。
MR。 ROBERTS。 Ah！ ＇After a pause。＇ Porter！
THE PORTER。 Yes； sah。
MR。 ROBERTS。 You wouldn't feel justified in looking？
THE PORTER。 I couldn't； sah； I couldn't； indeed。
MR。 ROBERTS （reaching his left hand toward THE PORTER'S； and pressing
a half dollar into his instantly responsive palm）。 But there's
nothing to prevent MY looking if I feel perfectly sure of the bonnet？
THE PORTER。 N…no； sah。
MR。 ROBERTS。 All right。
＇THE PORTER retires to the end of the car； and resumes the work of
polishing the passengers' boots。 After an interval of quiet； MR。
ROBERTS rises； and； looking about him with what he feels to be
melodramatic stealth； approaches the suspected berth。 He unloops the
curtain with a trembling hand； and peers ineffectually in； he
advances his head further and further into the darkened recess； and
then suddenly dodges back again； with THE CALIFORNIAN hanging to his
neckcloth with one hand。＇
THE CALIFORNIAN （savagely）。 What do you want？
MR。 ROBERTS （struggling and breathless）。 III want my wife。
THE CALIFORNIAN。 Want your wife！ Have _I_ got your wife？
MR。 ROBERTS。 Noahthat isah； excuse meI thought you WERE my
wife。
THE CALIFORNIAN （getting out of the berth； but at the same time
keeping hold of MR。 ROBERTS）。 Thought I was your WIFE！ Do I look
like your wife？ You can't play that on me； old man。 Porter！
conductor！
MR。 ROBERTS （agonized）。 Oh； I beseech you； my dear sir； don't
don't！ I can explain itI can indeed。 I know it has an ugly look；
but if you will allow me two wordsonly two words …
MRS。 ROBERTS （suddenly parting the curtain of her berth； and
springing out into the aisle； with her hair wildly dishevelled）。
Edward！
MR。 ROBERTS。 Oh； Agnes； explain to this gentleman！ ＇Imploringly。＇
Don't you know me？
A VOICE。 Make him show you the strawberry mark on his left arm。
MRS。 ROBERTS。 Edward！ Edward！ ＇THE CALIFORNIAN mechanically looses
his grip； and they fly into each other's embrace。＇ Where did you
come from？
A VOICE。 Centre door； left hand； one back。
THE CONDUCTOR （returning with his lantern）。 Hallo！ What's the
matter here？
A VOICE。 Train robbers！ Throw up your hands！ Tell the express…
messenger to bring his safe。
＇The passengers emerge from their berths in various deshabille and
bewilderment。＇
THE CONDUCTOR （to MR。 ROBERTS）。 Have you been making all this row；
waking up my passengers？
THE CALIFORNIAN。 No； sir； he hasn't。 I've been making this row。
This gentleman was peaceably looking for his wife； and I
misunderstood him。 You want to say anything to me？
THE CONDUCTOR （silently taking THE CALIFORNIAN'S measure with his
eye； as he stands six fret in his stockings）。 If I did； I'd get the
biggest brakeman I could find to do it for me。 I'VE got nothing to
say except that I think you'd better all go back to bed again。
＇He goes out； and the passengers disappear one by one； leaving the
ROBERTSES and THE CALIFORNIAN alone。＇
THE CALIFORNIAN （to MR。 ROBERTS）。 Stranger； I'm sorry I got you into
this scrape。
MR。 ROBERTS。 Oh； don't speak of it； my dear sir。 I'm sure we owe
you all sorts of apologies； which I shall be most happy to offer you
at my house in Boston； with every needful explanation。 ＇He takes out
his card； and gives it to THE CALIFORNIAN； who looks at it； and then
looks at MR。 ROBERTS curiously。＇ There's my address； and I'm sure we
shall both be glad to have you call。
MRS。 ROBERTS。 Oh； yes indeed。 ＇THE CALIFORNIAN parts the curtains
of his berth to re…enter it。＇ Good…night； sir； and I assure you WE
shall do nothing more to disturb youshall we； Edward？
MR。 ROBERTS。 No。 And now； dear； I think you'd better go back to
your berth。
MRS。 ROBERTS。 I couldn't sleep； and I shall not go back。 Is this
your place？ I will just rest my head on your shoulder； and we must
both be perfectly quiet。 You've no idea what a nuisance I have been
making of myself。 The whole car was perfectly furious at me one
time； I kept talking so loud。 I don't know how I came to do it； but
I suppose it was thinking about you and Willis meeting without
knowing each other made me nervous； and I couldn't be still。 I woke
everybody up with my talking； and some of them were quite outrageous
in their remarks； but I didn't blame them the least bit； for I should
have been just as bad。 That California gentleman was perfectly
splendid； though。 I can tell you HE made them stop。 We str