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secret。 Parvy Newcome really looked like a gentleman； and though
corpulent and crooked； Schneider had managed to give him； &c。
Don't you see what a stroke of business you might do in this way。
〃The shoemaker。Lady Fanny flew； rather than danced； across the
ball…room； only a Sylphide； or Taglioni； or a lady chausseed by
Chevillett of Bond Street could move in that fairy way； and
〃The hairdresser。'Count Barbarossa is seventy years of age；' said
the Earl。 'I remember him at the Congress of Vienna； and he has
not a single gray hair。' Wiggins laughed。 'My good Lord Baldock；'
said the old wag； 'I saw Barbarossa's hair coming out of
Ducroissant's shop； and under his valet's armho！ ho！ ho！'and
the two bon…vivans chuckled as the Count passed by； talking with；
&c。 &c。
〃The gunmaker。'The antagonists faced each other； and undismayed
before his gigantic enemy； Kilconnel raised his pistol。 It was one
of Clicker's manufacture； and Sir Marmaduke knew he could trust the
maker and the weapon。 〃One； two； THREE；〃 cried O'Tool； and the two
pistols went off at that instant； and uttering a terrific curse；
the Lifeguardsman；' &c。A sentence of this nature from your pen；
my dear Snooks； would； I should think； bring a case of pistols and
a double…barrelled gun to your lodgings； and； though heaven forbid
you should use such weapons； you might sell them； you know； and we
could make merry with the proceeds。
〃If my hint is of any use to you； it is quite at your service； dear
Snooks； and should anything come of it； I hope you will remember
your friend。〃
THE DIARY OF C。 JEAMES DE LA PLUCHE； ESQ。；
WITH HIS LETTERS。
A LUCKY SPECULATOR。
〃Considerable sensation has been excited in the upper and lower
circles in the West End； by a startling piece of good fortune which
has befallen James Plush； Esq。； lately footman in a respected
family in Berkeley Square。
〃One day last week； Mr。 James waited upon his master； who is a
banker in the City； and after a little blushing and hesitation；
said he had saved a little money in service； was anxious to retire；
and to invest his savings to advantage。
〃His master （we believe we may mention； without offending delicacy；
the well…known name of Sir George Flimsy； of the house of Flimsy；
Diddler； and Flash；） smilingly asked Mr。 James what was the amount
of his savings； wondering considerably how； out of an income of
thirty guineasthe main part of which he spent in bouquets； silk
stockings； and perfumeryMr。 Plush could have managed to lay by
anything。
〃Mr。 Plush； with some hesitation； said he had been SPECULATING IN
RAILROADS； and stated his winnings to have been thirty thousand
pounds。 He had commenced his speculations with twenty； borrowed
from a fellow…servant。 He had dated his letters from the house in
Berkeley Square； and humbly begged pardon of his master for not
having instructed the Railway Secretaries who answered his
applications to apply at the area…bell。
〃Sir George； who was at breakfast； instantly rose； and shook Mr。 P。
by the hand； Lady Flimsy begged him to be seated； and partake of
the breakfast which he had laid on the table； and has subsequently
invited him to her grand dejeuner at Richmond； where it was
observed that Miss Emily Flimsy； her beautiful and accomplished
seventh daughter； paid the lucky gentleman MARKED ATTENTION。
〃We hear it stated that Mr。 P。 is of a very ancient family （Hugo de
la Pluche came over with the Conqueror）； and the new brougham which
he has started bears the ancient coat of his race。
〃He has taken apartments in the Albany； and is a director of
thirty…three railroads。 He proposes to stand for Parliament at the
next general election on decidedly conservative principles； which
have always been the politics of his family。
〃Report says； that even in his humble capacity Miss Emily Flimsy
had remarked his high demeanor。 Well； 'None but the brave；' say
we； 'deserve the fair。'〃Morning Paper。
This announcement will explain the following lines； which have been
put into our box* with a West End post…mark。 If； as we believe；
they are written by the young woman from whom the Millionnaire
borrowed the sum on which he raised his fortune； what heart will
not melt with sympathy at her tale； and pity the sorrows which she
expresses in such artless language？
If it be not too late； if wealth have not rendered its possessor
callous； if poor Maryanne BE STILL ALIVE； we trust； we trust； Mr。
Plush will do her justice。
* The letter…box of Mr。 Punch； in whose columns these papers were
first published。
〃JEAMES OF BUCKLEY SQUARE。
〃A HELIGY。
〃Come all ye gents vot cleans the plate；
Come all ye ladies maids so fair
Vile I a story vill relate
Of cruel Jeames of Buckley Square。
A tighter lad； it is confest；
Neer valked with powder in his air；
Or vore a nosegay in his breast；
Than andsum Jeames of Buckley Square。
〃O Evns！ it vas the best of sights；
Behind his Master's coach and pair；
To see our Jeames in red plush tights；
A driving hoff from Buckley Square。
He vel became his hagwilletts；
He cocked his at with SUCH a hair；
His calves and viskers VAS such pets；
That hall loved Jeames of Buckley Square。
〃He pleased the hup…stairs folks as vell；
And o！ I vithered vith despair；
Missis VOULD ring the parler bell；
And call up Jeames in Buckley Square。
Both beer and sperrits he abhord；
（Sperrits and beer I can't a bear；）
You would have thought he vas a lord
Down in our All in Buckley Square。
〃Last year he visper'd 'Mary Ann；
Ven I've an under'd pound to spare；
To take a public is my plan；
And leave this hojous Buckley Square。'
O how my gentle heart did bound；
To think that I his name should bear。
'Dear Jeames。' says I； 'I've twenty pound；
And gev them him in Buckley Square。
〃Our master vas a City gent；
His name's in railroads everywhere；
And lord； vot lots of letters vent
Betwigst his brokers and Buckley Square：
My Jeames it was the letters took；
And read them all； （I think it's fair；）
And took a leaf from Master's book；
As HOTHERS do in Buckley Square。
Encouraged with my twenty pound；
Of which poor I was unavare；
He wrote the Companies all round；
And signed hisself from Buckley Square。
And how John Porter used to grin；
As day by day； share after share；
Came railvay letters pouring in；
'J。 Plush； Esquire； in Buckley Square。'
〃Our servants' All was in a rage
Scrip； stock； curves； gradients； bull and bear；
Vith butler； coachman； groom and page；
Vas all the talk in Buck