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arrived； and entered the cab with the box： what were the contents
of that box we have never been able to ascertain。 On asking her
Ladyship whether he should order the cab to drive in any particular
direction； he was told to drive to Madame Crinoline's； the eminent
milliner in Cavendish Square。 On requesting to know whether he
should accompany her Ladyship； Buttons was peremptorily ordered by
Miss Hoggins to go about his business。
〃Having now his clue； our reporter instantly went in search of cab
19；796； or rather the driver of that vehicle； who was discovered
with no small difficulty at his residence； Whetstone Park；
Lincoln's Inn Fields； where he lives with his family of nine
children。 Having received two sovereigns； instead doubtless of two
shillings （his regular fare； by the way； would have been only one…
and…eightpence）； Macarty had not gone out with the cab for the two
last days； passing them in a state of almost ceaseless intoxication。
His replies were very incoherent in answer to the queries of our
reporter； and； had not that gentleman himself been a compatriot； it
is probable he would have refused altogether to satisfy the curiosity
of the public。
〃At Madame Crinoline's； Miss Hoggins quitted the carriage； and A
GENTLEMAN entered it。 Macarty describes him as a very CLEVER
gentleman （meaning tall） with black moustaches； Oxford…gray
trousers； and black hat and a pea…coat。 He drove the couple TO THE
EUSTON SQUARE STATION； and there left them。 How he employed his
time subsequently we have stated。
〃At the Euston Square Station； the gentleman of our establishment
learned from Frederick Corduroy； a porter there； that a gentleman
answering the above description had taken places to Derby。 We have
despatched a confidential gentleman thither； by a special train；
and shall give his report in a second edition。
〃SECOND EDITION。
〃（From our Reporter。）
〃NEWCASTLE； Monday。
〃I am just arrived at this ancient town； at the 'Elephant and
Cucumber Hotel。' A party travelling under the name of MR。 AND MRS。
JONES； the gentleman wearing moustaches； and having with them a
blue band…box； arrived by the train two hours before me； and have
posted onwards to SCOTLAND。 I have ordered four horses； and write
this on the hind boot； as they are putting to。
〃THIRD EDITION。
〃GRETNA GREEN； Monday Evening。
〃The mystery is at length solved。 This afternoon； at four o'clock；
the Hymeneal Blacksmith； of Gretna Green； celebrated the marriage
between George Granby Silvertop； Esq。； a Lieutenant in the 150th
Hussars； third son of General John Silvertop； of Silvertop Hall；
Yorkshire； and Lady Emily Silvertop； daughter of the late sister of
the present Earl of Bareacres； and the Lady Angelina Amelia
Arethusa Anaconda Alexandrina Alicompania Annemaria Antoinetta；
daughter of the last…named Earl Bareacres。
（Here follows a long extract from the Marriage Service in the Book
of Common Prayer； which was not read on the occasion； and need not
be repeated here。）
〃After the ceremony； the young couple partook of a slight
refreshment of sherry and waterthe former the Captain pronounced
to be execrable； and； having myself tasted some glasses from the
VERY SAME BOTTLE with which the young and noble pair were served； I
must say I think the Captain was rather hard upon mine host of the
'Bagpipes Hotel and Posting…House；' whence they instantly proceeded。
I follow them as soon as the horses have fed。
〃FOURTH EDITION。
〃SHAMEFUL TREATMENT OF OUR REPORTER。
〃WHISTLEBINKIE； N。 B。 Monday； Midnight。
〃I arrived at this romantic little villa about two hours after the
newly married couple； whose progress I have the honor to trace；
reached Whistlebinkie。 They have taken up their residence at the
'Cairngorm Arms'mine is at the other hostelry； the 'Clachan of
Whistlebinkie。'
〃On driving up to the 'Cairngorm Arms；' I found a gentleman of
military appearance standing at the doer； and occupied seemingly in
smoking a cigar。 It was very dark as I descended from my carriage；
and the gentleman in question exclaimed； 'Is it you； Southdown my
boy？ You have come too late； unless you are come to have some
supper；' or words to that effect。 I explained that I was not the
Lord Viscount Southdown； and politely apprised Captain Silvertop
（for I justly concluded the individual before me could be no other）
of his mistake。
〃'Who the deuce' （the Captain used a stronger term） 'are you；
then？' said Mr。 Silvertop。 'Are you Baggs and Tapewell； my uncle's
attorneys？ If you are； you have come too late for the fair。'
〃I briefly explained that I was not Baggs and Tapewell； but that my
name was Jms； and that I was a gentleman connected with the
establishment of the Morning Tatler newspaper。
〃'And what has brought you here； Mr。 Morning Tatler？' asked my
interlocutor； rather roughly。 My answer was frankthat the
disappearance of a noble lady from the house of her friends had
caused the greatest excitement in the metropolis； and that my
employers were anxious to give the public every particular
regarding an event so singular。
〃'And do you mean to say； sir； that you have dogged me all the way
from London； and that my family affairs are to be published for the
readers of the Morning Tatler newspaper？ The Morning Tatter be
（the Captain here gave utterance to an oath which I shall not
repeat） and you too； sir； you unpudent meddling scoundrel。'
〃'Scoundrel； sir！' said I。 'Yes；' replied the irate gentleman；
seizing me rudely by the collarand he would have choked me； but
that my blue satin stock and false collar gave way； and were left
in the hands of this GENTLEMAN。 'Help； landlord！' I loudly
exclaimed； adding； I believe； 'murder；' and other exclamations of
alarm。 In vain I appealed to the crowd； which by this time was
pretty considerable； they and the unfeeling post…boys only burst
into laughter； and called out； 'Give it him； Captain。' A struggle
ensued； in which I have no doubt I should have had the better； but
that the Captain； joining suddenly in the general and indecent
hilarity； which was doubled when I fell down； stopped and said；
'Well； Jims； I won't fight on my marriage…day。 Go into the tap；
Jims； and order a glass of brandy…and…water at my expenseand mind
I don't see your face to…morrow morning； or I'll make it more ugly
than it is。'
〃With these gross expressions and a cheer from the crowd； Mr。
Silvertop entered the inn。 I need not say that I did not partake
of his hospitality； and that personally I despise his insults。 I
make them known that they may call down the indignation of the body
of which I am a member； and throw myself on the sympathy of the
public； as a gentleman shamefully assaulted and insulted in the
discharge of a public duty。〃
〃Thus you've sean how the flower of my affeckshns was tawn out of
my busm； and my art was left bleading