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burlesques-第66章

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〃Know my valor; slave?  Of course you do;〃 said I; 〃but the fort

the garrisonthe elephantBelinda; my lovemy darling

Macgillicuddythe scoundrelly mutineersthe deal bo 。 。 。 。〃



I could say no more; the painful recollections pressed so heavily

upon my poor shattered mind and frame; that both failed once more。

I fainted again; and I know not how long I lay insensible。



Again; however; I came to my senses: the pothukoor applied

restoratives; and after a slumber of some hours I awoke; much

refreshed。  I had no wound; my repeated swoons had been brought on

(as indeed well they might) by my gigantic efforts in carrying the

elephant up a steep hill a quarter of a mile in length。  Walking;

the task is bad enough: but running; it is the deuce; and I would

recommend any of my readers who may be disposed to try and carry a

dead elephant; never; on any account; to go a pace of more than

five miles an hour。



Scarcely was I awake; when I heard the clash of arms at my door

(plainly indicating that sentinels were posted there); and a single

old gentleman; richly habited; entered the room。  Did my eyes

deceive me?  I had surely seen him before。  Noyesnoyesit

WAS he: the snowy white beard; the mild eyes; the nose flattened to

a jelly; and level with the rest of the venerable face; proclaimed

him at once to beSaadut Alee Beg Bimbukchee; Holkar's prime

vizier; whose nose; as the reader may recollect; his Highness had

flattened with his kaleawn during my interview with him in the

Pitan's disguise。  I now knew my fate but too wellI was in the

hands of Holkar。



Saadut Alee Beg Bimbukchee slowly advanced towards me; and with a

mild air of benevolence; which distinguished that excellent man (he

was torn to pieces by wild horses the year after; on account of a

difference with Holkar); he came to my bedside; and taking gently

my hand; said; 〃Life and death; my son; are not ours。  Strength is

deceitful; valor is unavailing; fame is only windthe nightingale

sings of the rose all nightwhere is the rose in the morning?

Booch; booch! it is withered by a frost。  The rose makes remarks

regarding the nightingale; and where is that delightful song…bird?

Penabekhoda; he is netted; plucked; spitted; and roasted!  Who

knows how misfortune comes?  It has come to Gahagan Gujputi!〃



〃It is well;〃 said I; stoutly; and in the Malay language。  〃Gahagan

Gujputi will bear it like a man。〃



〃No doubtlike a wise man and a brave one; but there is no lane so

long to which there is not a turning; no night so black to which

there comes not a morning。  Icy winter is followed by merry spring…

timegrief is often succeeded by joy。〃



〃Interpret; O riddler!〃 said I; 〃Gahagan Khan is no reader of

puzzlesno prating mollah。  Gujputi loves not words; but swords。〃



〃Listen; then; O Gujputi: you are in Holkar's power。〃



〃I know it。〃



〃You will die by the most horrible tortures to…morrow morning。〃



〃I dare say。〃



〃They will tear your teeth from your jaws; your nails from your

fingers; and your eyes from your head。〃



〃Very possibly。〃



〃They will flay you alive; and then burn you。〃



〃Well; they can't do any more。〃



〃They will seize upon every man and woman in yonder fort;〃it was

not then taken!〃and repeat upon them the same tortures。〃



〃Ha! Belinda!  Speakhow can all this be avoided?〃



〃Listen。  Gahagan loves the moon…face called Belinda。〃



〃He does; Vizier; to distraction。〃



〃Of what rank is he in the Koompani's army?〃



〃A captain。〃



〃A miserable captainoh shame!  Of what creed is he?〃



〃I am an Irishman; and a Catholic。〃



〃But he has not been very particular about his religious duties?〃



〃Alas; no。〃



〃He has not been to his mosque for these twelve years?〃



〃'Tis too true。〃



〃Hearken now; Gahagan Khan。  His Highness Prince Holkar has sent me

to thee。  You shall have the moon…face for your wifeyour second

wife; that is;the first shall be the incomparable Puttee Rooge;

who loves you to madness;with Puttee Rooge; who is the wife; you

shall have the wealth and rank of Bobbachy Bahawder; of whom his

Highness intends to get rid。  You shall be second in command of his

Highness's forces。  Look; here is his commission signed with the

celestial seal; and attested by the sacred names of the forty…nine

Imaums。  You have but to renounce your religion and your service;

and all these rewards are yours。〃



He produced a parchment; signed as he said; and gave it to me (it

was beautifully written in Indian ink: I had it for fourteen years;

but a rascally valet; seeing it very dirty; WASHED it; forsooth;

and washed off every bit of the writing)。  I took it calmly; and

said; 〃This is a tempting offer。  O Vizier; how long wilt thou give

me to consider of it?〃



After a long parley; he allowed me six hours; when I promised to

give him an answer。  My mind; however; was made upas soon as he

was gone; I threw myself on the sofa and fell asleep。



        。        。        。        。        。        。



At the end of the six hours the Vizier came back: two people were

with him; one; by his martial appearance; I knew to be Holkar; the

other I did not recognize。  It was about midnight。



〃Have you considered?〃 said the Vizier as he came to my couch。



〃I have;〃 said I; sitting up;I could not stand; for my legs were

tied; and my arms fixed in a neat pair of steel handcuffs。  〃I

have;〃 said I; 〃unbelieving dogs!  I have。  Do you think to pervert

a Christian gentleman from his faith and honor?  Ruffian

blackamoors! do your worst; heap tortures on this body; they cannot

last long。  Tear me to pieces: after you have torn me into a

certain number of pieces; I shall not feel it; and if I did; if

each torture could last a life; if each limb were to feel the

agonies of a whole body; what then?  I would bear allallall

allallALL!〃  My breast heavedmy form dilatedmy eye flashed

as I spoke these words。  〃Tyrants!〃 said I; 〃dulce et decorum est

pro patria mori。〃  Having thus clinched the argument; I was silent。



The venerable Grand Vizier turned away; I saw a tear trickling down

his cheeks。



〃What a constancy;〃 said he。  〃Oh; that such beauty and such

bravery should be doomed so soon to quit the earth!〃



His tall companion only sneered and said; 〃AND BELINDA?〃



〃Ha!〃 said I; 〃ruffian; be still!heaven will protect her spotless

innocence。  Holkar; I know thee; and thou knowest ME too!  Who;

with his single sword; destroyed thy armies?  Who; with his pistol;

cleft in twain thy nose…ring?  Who slew thy generals?  Who slew thy

elephants?  Three hundred mighty beasts went forth to battle: of

these I slew one hundred and thirty…five!  Dog; coward; ruffian;

tyrant; unbeliever!  Gahagan hates thee; spurns thee; spits on

thee!〃



Holkar; as I made these uncomplimentary remarks; gave a scream of

rage; and; drawing his scimitar; rushed on to despatch me at once

(it was the very thing I wished
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