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of heaven； and that 〃When they depart from earth they soar
to heaven。〃 Perhaps a four…line sermon in a Saturday paper
is the sufficient German equivalent of the eight or ten
columns of sermons which the New…Yorkers get in their
Monday morning papers。 The latest news （two days old）
follows the four…line sermon； under the pica headline
〃Telegrams〃these are 〃telegraphed〃 with a pair of
scissors out of the AUGSBURGER ZEITUNG of the day before。
These telegrams consist of fourteen and two…thirds lines
from Berlin； fifteen lines from Vienna； and two and five…eights
lines from Calcutta。 Thirty…three small…pica lines news
in a daily journal in a King's Capital of one hundred and
seventy thousand inhabitants is surely not an overdose。
Next we have the pica heading； 〃News of the Day；〃
under which the following facts are set forth： Prince
Leopold is going on a visit to Vienna； six lines；
Prince Arnulph is coming back from Russia； two lines；
the Landtag will meet at ten o'clock in the morning and
consider an election law； three lines and one word over；
a city government item； five and one…half lines；
prices of tickets to the proposed grand Charity Ball；
twenty…three linesfor this one item occupies almost
one…fourth of the entire first page； there is to be
a wonderful Wagner concert in Frankfurt…on…the…Main；
with an orchestra of one hundred and eight instruments；
seven and one…half lines。 That concludes the first page。
Eighty…five lines； altogether； on that page；
including three headlines。 About fifty of those lines；
as one perceives； deal with local matters； so the reporters
are not overworked。
Exactly one…half of the second page is occupied with
an opera criticism； fifty…three lines （three of them
being headlines）； and 〃Death Notices；〃 ten lines。
The other half of the second page is made up of two
paragraphs under the head of 〃Miscellaneous News。〃
One of these paragraphs tells about a quarrel between the Czar
of Russia and his eldest son； twenty…one and a half lines；
and the other tells about the atrocious destruction of a
peasant child by its parents； forty lines； or one…fifth
of the total of the reading…matter contained in the paper。
Consider what a fifth part of the reading…matter of an American
daily paper issued in a city of one hundred and seventy
thousand inhabitants amounts to！ Think what a mass it is。
Would any one suppose I could so snugly tuck away such a
mass in a chapter of this book that it would be difficult
to find it again in the reader lost his place？ Surely not。
I will translate that child…murder word for word；
to give the reader a realizing sense of what a fifth
part of the reading…matter of a Munich daily actually
is when it comes under measurement of the eye：
〃From Oberkreuzberg； January 21st； the DONAU ZEITUNG
receives a long account of a crime； which we shortened
as follows： In Rametuach； a village near Eppenschlag；
lived a young married couple with two children； one of which；
a boy aged five； was born three years before the marriage。
For this reason； and also because a relative at Iggensbach
had bequeathed M400 （100） to the boy； the heartless
father considered him in the way； so the unnatural
parents determined to sacrifice him in the cruelest
possible manner。 They proceeded to starve him slowly
to death； meantime frightfully maltreating himas the
village people now make known； when it is too late。
The boy was shut in a hole； and when people passed
by he cried； and implored them to give him bread。
His long…continued tortures and deprivations destroyed
him at last； on the third of January。 The sudden （sic）
death of the child created suspicion； the more so as the
body was immediately clothed and laid upon the bier。
Therefore the coroner gave notice； and an inquest was held
on the 6th。 What a pitiful spectacle was disclosed then！
The body was a complete skeleton。 The stomach and intestines
were utterly empty； they contained nothing whatsoever。
The flesh on the corpse was not as thick as the back of
a knife； and incisions in it brought not one drop of blood。
There was not a piece of sound skin the size of a dollar
on the whole body； wounds； scars； bruises； discolored
extravasated blood； everywhereeven on the soles of
the feet there were wounds。 The cruel parents asserted
that the boy had been so bad that they had been obliged
to use severe punishments； and that he finally fell over
a bench and broke his neck。 However； they were arrested
two weeks after the inquest and put in the prison at Deggendorf。〃
Yes； they were arrested 〃two weeks after the inquest。〃
What a home sound that has。 That kind of police briskness
rather more reminds me of my native land than German
journalism does。
I think a German daily journal doesn't do any good to
speak of； but at the same time it doesn't do any harm。
That is a very large merit； and should not be lightly
weighted nor lightly thought of。
The German humorous papers are beautifully printed upon
fine paper； and the illustrations are finely drawn；
finely engraved； and are not vapidly funny； but deliciously so。
So also； generally speaking； are the two or three terse
sentences which accompany the pictures。 I remember one
of these pictures： A most dilapidated tramp is ruefully
contemplating some coins which lie in his open palm。
He says： 〃Well； begging is getting played out。 Only about
five marks （1。25） for the whole day； many an official
makes more！〃 And I call to mind a picture of a commercial
traveler who is about to unroll his samples：
MERCHANT （pettishly）。NO； don't。 I don't want to buy anything！
DRUMMER。If you please； I was only going to show you
MERCHANT。But I don't wish to see them！
DRUMMER （after a pause； pleadingly）。But do you you mind
letting ME look at them！ I haven't seen them for three weeks！
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