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echoes of a soul that had missed its destiny; and felt the sufferings
of a heart; essentially generous and charitable; whose charity and
generosity could never be exercised; she realized the immensity of the
desert in which the powers of this noble; unrecognized soul had been
wasted; and knew that she herself; with the little joys and interests
of her city life relieving the bitter trials sent from God; was not
the most unhappy of the two。
〃You who are so pious;〃 she said; 〃explain to me my shortcomings; tell
me what it is that God is punishing in me。〃
〃He is preparing us; my child;〃 answered the old woman; 〃for the
striking of the last hour。〃
At midnight the Knights of Idleness were collecting; one by one like
shadows; under the trees of the boulevard Baron; and speaking together
in whispers。
〃What are we going to do?〃 was the first question of each as he
arrived。
〃I think;〃 said Francois; 〃that Max means merely to give us a supper。〃
〃No; matters are very serious for him; and for the Rabouilleuse: no
doubt; he has concocted some scheme against the Parisians。〃
〃It would be a good joke to drive them away。〃
〃My grandfather;〃 said Baruch; 〃is terribly alarmed at having two
extra mouths to feed; and he'd seize on any pretext〃
〃Well; comrades!〃 cried Max softly; now appearing on the scene; 〃why
are you star…gazing? the planets don't distil kirschwasser。 Come; let
us go to Mere Cognette's!〃
〃To Mere Cognette's! To Mere Cognette's!〃 they all cried。
The cry; uttered as with one voice; produced a clamor which rang
through the town like the hurrah of troops rushing to an assault;
total silence followed。 The next day; more than one inhabitant must
have said to his neighbor: 〃Did you hear those frightful cries last
night; about one o'clock? I thought there was surely a fire
somewhere。〃
A supper worthy of La Cognette brightened the faces of the twenty…two
guests; for the whole Order was present。 At two in the morning; as
they were beginning to 〃siroter〃 (a word in the vocabulary of the
Knights which admirably expresses the act of sipping and tasting the
wine in small quantities); Max rose to speak:
〃My dear fellows! the honor of your grand master was grossly attacked
this morning; after our memorable joke with Fario's cart;attacked by
a vile pedler; and what is more; a Spaniard (oh; Cabrera!); and I have
resolved to make the scoundrel feel the weight of my vengeance;
always; of course; within the limits we have laid down for our fun。
After reflecting about it all day; I have found a trick which is worth
putting into execution;a famous trick; that will drive him crazy。
While avenging the insult offered to the Order in my person; we shall
be feeding the sacred animals of the Egyptians;little beasts which
are; after all; the creatures of God; and which man unjustly
persecutes。 Thus we see that good is the child of evil; and evil is
the offspring of good; such is the paramount law of the universe! I
now order you all; on pain of displeasing your very humble grand
master; to procure clandestinely; each one of you; twenty rats; male
or female as heaven pleases。 Collect your contingent within three
days。 If you can get more; the surplus will be welcome。 Keep the
interesting rodents without food; for it is essential that the
delightful little beasts be ravenous with hunger。 Please observe that
I will accept both house…mice and field…mice as rats。 If we multiply
twenty…two by twenty; we shall have four hundred; four hundred
accomplices let loose in the old church of the Capuchins; where Fario
has stored all his grain; will consume a not insignificant quantity!
But be lively about it! There's no time to lose。 Fario is to deliver
most of the grain to his customers in a week or so; and I am
determined that that Spaniard shall find a terrible deficit。
Gentlemen; I have not the merit of this invention;〃 continued Max;
observing the signs of general admiration。 〃Render to Caesar that
which is Caesar's; and to God that which is God's。 My scheme is only a
reproduction of Samson's foxes; as related in the Bible。 But Samson
was an incendiary; and therefore no philanthropist; while we; like the
Brahmins; are the protectors of a persecuted race。 Mademoiselle Flore
Brazier has already set all her mouse…traps; and Kouski; my right…arm;
is hunting field…mice。 I have spoken。〃
〃I know;〃 said Goddet; 〃where to find an animal that's worth forty
rats; himself alone。〃
〃What's that?〃
〃A squirrel。〃
〃I offer a little monkey;〃 said one of the younger members; 〃he'll
make himself drunk on wheat。〃
〃Bad; very bad!〃 exclaimed Max; 〃it would show who put the beasts
there。〃
〃But we might each catch a pigeon some night;〃 said young Beaussier;
〃taking them from different farms; if we put them through a hole in
the roof; they'll attract thousands of others。〃
〃So; then; for the next week; Fario's storehouse is the order of the
night;〃 cried Max; smiling at Beaussier。 〃Recollect; people get up
early in Saint…Paterne。 Mind; too; that none of you go there without
turning the soles of your list shoes backward。 Knight Beaussier; the
inventor of pigeons; is made director。 As for me; I shall take care to
leave my imprint on the sacks of wheat。 Gentlemen; you are; all of
you; appointed to the commissariat of the Army of Rats。 If you find a
watchman sleeping in the church; you must manage to make him drunk;
and do it cleverly;so as to get him far away from the scene of the
Rodents' Orgy。〃
〃You don't say anything about the Parisians?〃 questioned Goddet。
〃Oh!〃 exclaimed Max; 〃I want time to study them。 Meantime; I offer my
best shotgunthe one the Emperor gave me; a treasure from the
manufactory at Versaillesto whoever finds a way to play the Bridaus
a trick which shall get them into difficulties with Madame and
Monsieur Hochon; so that those worthy old people shall send them off;
or they shall be forced to go of their own accord;without;
understand me; injuring the venerable ancestors of my two friends here
present; Baruch and Francois。〃
〃All right! I'll think of it;〃 said Goddet; who coveted the gun。
〃If the inventor of the trick doesn't care for the gun; he shall have
my horse;〃 added Max。
After this night twenty brains were tortured to lay a plot against
Agathe and her son; on the basis of Max's programme。 But the devil
alone; or chance; could really help them to success; for the
conditions given made the thing well…nigh impossible。
The next morning Agathe and Joseph came downstairs just before the
second breakfast; which took place at ten o'clock。 In Monsieur
Hochon's household the name of first breakfast was given to a cup of
milk and slice of bread and butter which was taken in bed; or when
rising。 While waiting for Madame Hochon; who notwithstanding her age
went minutely through the ceremonies with which the duchesses of Louis
XV。's time performed their