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Admiral Benbow; 'if that's how they serve a lion…'arted seaman;
damme if I care to live;' he says; and; ma'am; he laid down his
spy…glass。'
MRS。 DRAKE。 Blind man; I don't fancy you; and that's the truth;
and I'll thank you to take yourself off。
PEW。 Thirty years have I fought for country and king; and now in
my blind old age I'm to be sent packing from a measly
public…'ouse? Mark ye; ma'am; if I go; you take the
consequences。 Is this a inn? Or haint it? If it is a inn; then
by act of parleyment; I'm free to sling my 'ammick。 Don't you
forget: this is a act of parleyment job; this is。 You look out。
MRS。 DRAKE。 Why; what's to do with the man and his acts of
parliament? I don't want to fly in the face of an act of
parliament; not I。 If what you say is true …
PEW。 True? If there's anything truer than a act of parleyment …
Ah! you ask the beak。 True? I've that in my 'art as makes me
wish it wasn't。
MRS。 DRAKE。 I don't like to risk it。 I don't like your looks;
and you're more sea…lawyer than seaman to my mind。 But I'll tell
you what: if you can pay; you can stay。 So there。
PEW。 No chink; no drink? That's your motto; is it? Well;
that's sense。 Now; look here; ma'am; I ain't beautiful like you;
but I'm good; and I'll give you warrant for it。 Get me a noggin
of rum; and suthin' to scoff; and a penny pipe; and a half…a…foot
of baccy; and there's a guinea for the reckoning。 There's plenty
more in the locker; so bear a hand; and be smart。 I don't like
waiting; it ain't my way。 (EXIT MRS。 DRAKE; R。 PEW SITS AT THE
TABLE; R。 THE SETTLE CONCEALS HIM FROM ALL THE UPPER PART OF THE
STAGE。)
MRS。 DRAKE (RE…ENTERING)。 Here's the rum; sailor。
PEW (DRINKS)。 Ah; rum! That's my sheet…anchor: rum and the
blessed Gospel。 Don't you forget that; ma'am: rum and the
Gospel is old Pew's sheet…anchor。 You can take for another while
you're about it; and; I say; short reckonings make long friends;
hey? Where's my change?
MRS。 DRAKE。 I'm counting it now。 There; there it is; and thank
you for your custom。 (SHE GOES OUT; R。)
PEW (CALLING AFTER HER)。 Don't thank me; ma'am; thank the act of
parleyment! Rum; fourpence; two penny pieces and a Willi'm…and…
Mary tizzy makes a shilling; and a spade half…guinea is eleven
and six (RE…ENTER MRS。 DRAKE WITH SUPPER; PIPE; ETC。); and a
blessed majesty George the First crown…piece makes sixteen and
six; and two shilling bits is eighteen and six; and a new
half…crown makes … no it don't! O; no! Old Pew's too smart a
hand to be bammed with a soft half…tusheroon。
MRS。 DRAKE (CHANGING PIECE)。 I'm sure I didn't know it; sailor。
PEW (TRYING NEW COIN BETWEEN HIS TEETH)。 In course you didn't;
my dear; but I did; and I thought I'd mention it。 Is that my
supper; hey? Do my nose deceive me? (SNIFFING AND FEELING。)
Cold duck? sage and onions? a round of double Gloster? and that
noggin o' rum? Why; I declare if I'd stayed and took pot…luck
with my old commander; Cap'n John Gaunt; he couldn't have beat
this little spread; as I've got by act of parleyment。
MRS。 DRAKE (AT KNITTING)。 Do you know the captain; sailor?
PEW。 Know him? I was that man's bos'un; ma'am。 In the Guinea
trade; we was known as 'Pew's Cap'n;' and 'Gaunt's Bo'sun;' one
for other like。 We was like two brothers; ma'am。 And a
excellent cold duck; to be sure; and the rum lovely。
MRS。 DRAKE。 If you know John Gaunt; you know his daughter
Arethusa。
PEW。 What? Arethusa? Know her; says you? know her? Why; Lord
love you; I was her god…father。 ''Pew;' says Jack Gaunt to me;
'Pew;' he says; 'you're a man;' he says; 'I like a man to be a
man;' says he; 'and damme;' he says; 'I like YOU; and sink me;'
says he; 'if you don't promise and vow in the name of that
new…born babe;' he says; 'why damme; Pew;' says he; 'you're not
the man I take you for。'' Yes; ma'am; I named that female; with
my own 'ands I did; Arethusa; I named her; that was the name I
give her; so now you know if I speak true。 And if you'll be as
good as get me another noggin of rum; why; we'll drink her 'elth
with three times three。 (EXIT MRS。 DRAKE: PEW EATING。 MRS。
DRAKE RE…ENTERING WITH RUM。)
'MRS。 DRAKE。 If what you say be true; sailor (and I don't say it
isn't; mind!); it's strange that Arethusa and that godly man her
father have never so much as spoke your name。
PEW。 Why; that's so! And why; says you? Why; when I dropped in
and paid my respecks this morning; do you think she knew me? No
more'n a babe unborn! Why; ma'am; when I promised and vowed for
her; I was the picter of a man…o'…war's man; I was: eye like a
eagle; walked the deck in a hornpipe; foot up and foot down;
v'ice as mellow as rum; 'and upon 'art; and all the females took
dead aback at the first sight; Lord bless 'em! Know me? Not
likely。 And as for me; when I found her such a lovely woman … by
the feel of her 'and and arm! … you might have knocked me down
with a feather。 But here's where it is; you see: when you've
been knocking about on blue water for a matter of two…and…forty
year; shipwrecked here; and blown up there; and everywhere out of
luck; and given over for dead by all your messmates and
relations; why; what it amounts to is this: nobody knows you;
and you hardly know yourself; and there you are; and I'll trouble
you for another noggin of rum。
MRS。 DRAKE。 I think you've had enough。
PEW。 I don't; so bear a hand。 (EXIT MRS。 DRAKE; PEW EMPTIES THE
GLASS。) Rum; ah; rum; you're a lovely creature; they haven't
never done you justice。 (PROCEEDS TO FILL AND LIGHT PIPE;
RE…ENTER MRS。 DRAKE WITH RUM。)' And now; ma'am; since you're so
genteel and amicable…like; what about my old commander? Is he;
in a manner of speaking; on half pay? or is he living on his
fortune; like a gentleman slaver ought?
MRS。 DRAKE。 Well; sailor; people talk; you know。
PEW。 I know; ma'am; I'd have been rolling in my coach; if they'd
have held their tongues。
MRS。 DRAKE。 And they do say that Captain Gaunt; for so pious a
man; is little better than a miser。
PEW。 Don't say it; ma'am; not to old Pew。 Ah; how often have I
up and strove with him! 'Cap'n; live it down;' says I。 'Ah;
Pew;' says he; 'you're a better man than I am;' he says; 'but
dammne;' he says; 'money;' he says; 'is like rum to me。'
(INSINUATING。) And what about a old sea…chest; hey? a old
sea…chest; strapped with brass bands?
MRS。 DRAKE。 Why; that'll be the chest in his parlour; where he
has it bolted to the wall; as I've seen with my own eyes; and so
might you; if you had eyes to see with。
PEW。 No; ma'am; that ain't good enough; you don't bam old Pew。
You never was in that parlour in your life。
MRS。 DRAKE。 I never was? Well; I declare!
PEW。 Well then; if you was; where's the chest? Beside the
chimbley; hey? (WINKING。) Beside the table with the 'oly Bible?
MRS。 DRAKE。 No; sailor; you don't get any information out of me。
PEW。 What; ma'am? Not to old Pew? Why; my god…child showed it
me herself; and I told her where she'd find my name … P; E; W;
Pew … cut out on the starn of it; and sure enough she did。 Why;
ma'am; it was