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read the same ones over and over again； and did not care to
change to newer and fresher ones。 He played well on the flute；
and greatly enjoyed hearing himself play。 So did I。 He had a
notion that a flute would keep its health better if you took it
apart when it was not standing a watch； and so； when it was not
on duty it took its rest； disjointed； on the compass…shelf under
the breastboard。 When the PENNSYLVANIA blew up and became a
drifting rack…heap freighted with wounded and dying poor souls
（my young brother Henry among them）； pilot Brown had the watch
below； and was probably asleep and never knew what killed him；
but Ealer escaped unhurt。 He and his pilot…house were shot up
into the air； then they fell； and Ealer sank through the ragged
cavern where the hurricane…deck and the boiler…deck had been； and
landed in a nest of ruins on the main deck； on top of one of the
unexploded boilers； where he lay prone in a fog of scald and
deadly steam。 But not for long。 He did not lose his headlong
familiarity with danger had taught him to keep it； in any and all
emergencies。 He held his coat…lapels to his nose with one hand；
to keep out the steam； and scrabbled around with the other till
he found the joints of his flute； then he took measures to save
himself alive； and was successful。 I was not on board。 I had
been put ashore in New Orleans by Captain Klinenfelter。 The
reasonhowever； I have told all about it in the book called OLD
TIMES ON THE MISSISSIPPI； and it isn't important； anyway； it is
so long ago。
II
When I was a Sunday…school scholar； something more than
sixty years ago； I became interested in Satan； and wanted to find
out all I could about him。 I began to ask questions； but my
class…teacher； Mr。 Barclay； the stone…mason； was reluctant about
answering them； it seemed to me。 I was anxious to be praised for
turning my thoughts to serious subjects when there wasn't another
boy in the village who could be hired to do such a thing。 I was
greatly interested in the incident of Eve and the serpent； and
thought Eve's calmness was perfectly noble。 I asked Mr。 Barclay
if he had ever heard of another woman who； being approached by a
serpeant； would not excuse herself and break for the nearest
timber。 He did not answer my question； but rebuked me for
inquiring into matters above my age and comprehension。 I will
say for Mr。 Barclay that he was willing to tell me the facts of
Satan's history； but he stopped there： he wouldn't allow any
discussion of them。
In the course of time we exhausted the facts。 There were
only five or six of them； you could set them all down on a
visiting…card。 I was disappointed。 I had been meditating a
biography； and was grieved to find that there were no materials。
I said as much； with the tears running down。 Mr。 Barclay's
sympathy and compassion were aroused； for he was a most kind and
gentle…spirited man； and he patted me on the head and cheered me
up by saying there was a whole vast ocean of materials！ I can
still feel the happy thrill which these blessed words shot
through me。
Then he began to bail out that ocean's riches for my
encouragement and joy。 Like this： it was 〃conjectured〃though
not establishedthat Satan was originally an angel in Heaven；
that he fell； that he rebelled； and brought on a war； that he was
defeated； and banished to perdition。 Also； 〃we have reason to
believe〃 that later he did so and so； that 〃we are warranted in
supposing〃 that at a subsequent time he traveled extensively；
seeking whom he might devour； that a couple of centuries
afterward； 〃as tradition instructs us；〃 he took up the cruel
trade of tempting people to their ruin； with vast and fearful
results； that by and by； 〃as the probabilities seem to indicate；〃
he may have done certain things； he might have done certain other
things； he must have done still other things。
And so on and so on。 We set down the five known facts by
themselves on a piece of paper； and numbered it 〃page 1〃； then on
fifteen hundred other pieces of paper we set down the
〃conjectures；〃 and 〃suppositions；〃 and 〃maybes；〃 and 〃perhapses；〃
and 〃doubtlesses；〃 and 〃rumors；〃 and guesses；〃 and
〃probabilities；〃 and 〃likelihoods；〃 and 〃we are permitted to
thinks；〃 and 〃we are warranted in believings；〃 and 〃might have
beens；〃 and 〃could have beens；〃 and 〃must have beens；〃 and
〃unquestionablys；〃 and 〃without a shadow of doubt〃and behold！
MATERIALS？ Why； we had enough to build a biography of Shakespeare！
Yet he made me put away my pen； he would not let me write
the history of Satan。 Why？ Because； as he said； he had
suspicionssuspicions that my attitude in the matter was not
reverent； and that a person must be reverent when writing about
the sacred characters。 He said any one who spoke flippantly of
Satan would be frowned upon by the religious world and also be
brought to account。
I assured him； in earnest and sincere words； that he had
wholly misconceived my attitude； that I had the highest respect
for Satan； and that my reverence for him equaled； and possibly
even exceeded； that of any member of the church。 I said it
wounded me deeply to perceive by his words that he thought I
would make fun of Satan； and deride him； laugh at him； scoff at
him； whereas in truth I had never thought of such a thing； but
had only a warm desire to make fun of those others and laugh at
THEM。 〃What others？ 〃Why； the Supposers； the Perhapsers； the
Might…Have…Beeners； the Could…Have…Beeners； the Must…Have…Beeners；
the Without…a…Shadow…of…Doubters； the We…Are…Warranted…in…Believingers；
and all that funny crop of solemn architects who have taken a
good solid foundation of five indisputable and unimportant facts
and built upon it a Conjectural Satan thirty miles high。〃
What did Mr。 Barclay do then？ Was he disarmed？ Was he
silenced？ No。 He was shocked。 He was so shocked that he
visibly shuddered。 He said the Satanic Traditioners and
Perhapsers and Conjecturers were THEMSELVES sacred！ As sacred as
their work。 So sacred that whoso ventured to mock them or make
fun of their work； could not afterward enter any respectable
house； even by the back door。
How true were his words； and how wise！ How fortunate it
would have been for me if I had heeded them。 But I was young； I
was but seven years of age； and vain； foolish； and anxious to
attract attention。 I wrote the biography； and have never been in
a respectable house since。
III
How curious and interesting is the parallelas far as
poverty of biographical details is concernedbetween Satan and
Shakespeare。 It is wonderful； it is unique； it stands quite
alone； there is nothing resembling it in history； nothing
resembling it in romance； nothing approaching it even in
tradition。 How sublime is their position； and how over…topping；
how sky…reaching； how supremethe two Great Unknowns； the two
Illustrious Conjecturabilities！