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raised； it's kind of chilly after that old run they gave us。
＇The DUTCH YOUTH laughs； and goes through the motions of raising
the window。 The ENGLISH regard the operation with uneasy
irritation。 The GERMAN opens his bag； which reposes on the
corner seat next him； and takes out a book。＇
AMERICAN。 The Germans are great readers。 Very stimulating practice。
I read most anything myself！
＇The GERMAN holds up the book so that the title may be read。＇
〃Don Quixote〃fine book。 We Americans take considerable stock in
old man Quixote。 Bit of a wild…catbut we don't laugh at him。
GERMAN。 He is dead。 Dead as a sheep。 A good thing； too。
AMERICAN。 In America we have still quite an amount of chivalry。
GERMAN。 Chivalry is nothing 'sentimentalisch'。 In modern daysno
good。 A man must push； he must pull。
AMERICAN。 So you say。 But I judge your form of chivalry is
sacrifice to the state。 We allow more freedom to the individual
soul。 Where there's something little and weak； we feel it kind of
noble to give up to it。 That way we feel elevated。
＇As he speaks there is seen in the corridor doorway the LITTLE
MAN； with the WOMAN'S BABY still on his arm and the bundle held
in the other hand。 He peers in anxiously。 The ENGLISH； acutely
conscious； try to dissociate themselves from his presence with
their papers。 The DUTCH YOUTH laughs。＇
GERMAN。 'Ach'！ So！
AMERICAN。 Dear me！
LITTLE MAN。 Is there room？ I can't find a seat。
AMERICAN。 Why； yes！ There's a seat for one。
LITTLE MAN。 ＇Depositing bundle outside； and heaving BABY＇ May I？
AMERICAN。 Come right in！
＇The GERMAN sulkily moves his bag。 The LITTLE MAN comes in and
seats himself gingerly。＇
AMERICAN。 Where's the mother？
LITTLE MAN。 ＇Ruefully＇ Afraid she got left behind。
＇The DUTCH YOUTH laughs。 The ENGLISH unconsciously emerge from
their newspapers。＇
AMERICAN。 My！ That would appear to be quite a domestic incident。
＇The ENGLISHMAN suddenly utters a profound 〃Ha； Ha！〃 and
disappears behind his paper。 And that paper and the one
opposite are seen to shake； and little sguirls and squeaks
emerge。＇
GERMAN。 And you haf got her bundle； and her baby。 Ha！ ＇He cackles
drily。＇
AMERICAN。 ＇Gravely＇ I smile。 I guess Providence has played it
pretty low down on you。 It's sure acted real mean。
＇The BABY wails； and the LITTLE MAN jigs it with a sort of
gentle desperation； looking apologetically from face to face。
His wistful glance renews the fore of merriment wherever it
alights。 The AMERICAN alone preserves a gravity which seems
incapable of being broken。＇
AMERICAN。 Maybe you'd better get off right smart and restore that
baby。 There's nothing can act madder than a mother。
LITTLE MAN。 Poor thing； yes！ What she must be suffering！
＇A gale of laughter shakes the carriage。 The ENGLISH for a
moment drop their papers； the better to indulge。 The LITTLE MAN
smiles a wintry smile。＇
AMERICAN。 ＇In a lull＇ How did it eventuate？
LITTLE MAN。 We got there just as the train was going to start； and I
jumped； thinking I could help her up。 But it moved too quickly；
andand left her。
＇The gale of laughter blows up again。＇
AMERICAN。 Guess I'd have thrown the baby out to her。
LITTLE MAN。 I was afraid the poor little thing might break。
＇The Baby wails； the LITTLE MAN heaves it； the gale of laughter
blows。＇
AMERICAN。 ＇Gravely＇ It's highly entertainingnot for the baby。
What kind of an old baby is it； anyway？ ＇He sniff's＇ I judge it's a
bitniffy。
LITTLE MAN。 Afraid I've hardly looked at it yet。
AMERICAN。 Which end up is it？
LITTLE MAM。 Oh！ I think the right end。 Yes； yes； it is。
AMERICAN。 Well； that's something。 Maybe you should hold it out of
window a bit。 Very excitable things； babies！
ENGLISHWOMAN。 ＇Galvanized＇ No； no！
ENGLISHMAN。 ＇Touching her knee＇ My dear！
AMERICAN。 You are right； ma'am。 I opine there's a draught out
there。 This baby is precious。 We've all of us got stock in this
baby in a manner of speaking。 This is a little bit of universal
brotherhood。 Is it a woman baby？
LITTLE MAN。 II can only see the top of its head。
AMERICAN。 You can't always tell from that。 It looks kind of
over…wrapped up。 Maybe it had better be unbound。
GERMAN。 'Nein； nein； nein'！
AMERICAN。 I think you are very likely right； colonel。 It might be a
pity to unbind that baby。 I guess the lady should be consulted in
this matter。
ENGLISHWOMAN。 Yes； yes； of course！
ENGLISHMAN。 ＇Touching her＇ Let it be！ Little beggar seems all
right。
AMERICAN。 That would seem only known to Providence at this moment。
I judge it might be due to humanity to look at its face。
LITTLE MAN。 ＇Gladly＇ It's sucking my' finger。 There； therenice
little thingthere！
AMERICAN。 I would surmise in your leisure moments you have created
babies； sir？
LITTLE MAN。 Oh！ noindeed； no。
AMERICAN。 Dear me！That is a loss。 ＇Addressing himself to the
carriage at large＇ I think we may esteem ourselves fortunate to have
this little stranger right here with us。 Demonstrates what a hold
the little and weak have upon us nowadays。 The colonel herea man
of blood and ironthere he sits quite calm next door to it。 ＇He
sniffs＇ Now； this baby is rather chasteningthat is a sign of
grace； in the colonelthat is true heroism。
LITTLE MAN。 ＇Faintly＇ II can see its face a little now。
＇All bend forward。＇
AMERICAN。 What sort of a physiognomy has it； anyway？
LITTLE MAN。 ＇Still faintly＇ I don't see anything butbut spots。
GERMAN。 Oh！ Ha！ Pfui！
＇The DUTCH YOUTH laughs。＇
AMERICAN。 I am told that is not uncommon amongst babies。 Perhaps we
could have you inform us； ma'am。
ENGLISHWOMAN。 Yes； of courseonly what sort of
LITTLE MAN。 They seem all over its＇At the slight recoil of
everyone＇ I feel sure it'sit's quite a good baby underneath。
AMERICAN。 That will be rather difficult to come at。 I'm just a bit
sensitive。 I've very little use for affections of the epidermis。
GERMAN。 Pfui！ ＇He has edged away as far as he can get； and is
lighting a big cigar＇
＇The DUTCH YOUTH draws his legs back。＇
AMERICAN。 ＇Also taking out a cigar＇ I guess it would be well to
fumigate this carriage。 Does it suffer； do you think？
LITTLE MAN。 ＇Peering） Really； I don'tI'm not sureI know so
little about babies。 I think it would have a nice expressionifif
it showed。
AMERICAN。 Is it kind of boiled looking？
LITTLE MAN。 Yesyes； it is。
AMERICAN。 ＇Looking gravely round＇ I judge this baby has the
measles。
＇The GERMAN screws himself spasmodically against the a