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(A knock is heard upon the stage。 Every one is motionless。 A pause。)
THE VOICE OF A MARQUIS (in the silence; behind the curtain): Snuff that candle!
ANOTHER MARQUIS (putting his head through the opening in the curtain): A chair!
(A chair is passed from hand to hand; over the heads of the spectators。 The marquis takes it and disappears; after blowing some kisses to the boxes。)
A SPECTATOR: Silence!
(Three knocks are heard on the stage。 The curtain opens in the centre Tableau。 The marquises in insolent attitudes seated on each side of the stage。 The scene represents a pastoral landscape。 Four little lusters light the stage; the violins play softly。)
LE BRET (in a low voice to Ragueneau): Montfleury comes on the scene?
RAGUENEAU (also in a low voice): Ay; 'tis he who begins。
LE BRET: Cyrano is not here。
RAGUENEAU: I have lost my wager。
LE BRET: 'Tis all the better!
(An air on the drone…pipes is heard; and Montfleury enters; enormously stout; in an Arcadian shepherd's dress; a hat wreathed with roses drooping over one ear; blowing into a ribboned drone pipe。)
THE PIT (applauding): Bravo; Montfleury! Montfleury!
MONTFLEURY (after bowing low; begins the part of Phedon): 'Heureux qui loin des cours; dans un lieu solitaire; Se prescrit a soi…meme un exil volontaire; Et qui; lorsque Zephire a souffle sur les bois。 。 。'
A VOICE (from the middle of the pit): Villain! Did I not forbid you to show your face here for month?
(General stupor。 Every one turns round。 Murmurs。)
DIFFERENT VOICES: Hey?What?What is't?。 。 。
(The people stand up in the boxes to look。)
CUIGY: 'Tis he!
LE BRET (terrified): Cyrano!
THE VOICE: King of clowns! Leave the stage this instant!
ALL THE AUDIENCE (indignantly): Oh!
MONTFLEURY: But。 。 。
THE VOICE: Do you dare defy me?
DIFFERENT VOICES (from the pit and the boxes): Peace! Enough!Play on; Montfleuryfear nothing!
MONTFLEURY (in a trembling voice): 'Heureux qui loin des cours; dans un lieu sol'
THE VOICE (more fiercely): Well! Chief of all the blackguards; must I come and give you a taste of my cane?
(A hand holding a cane starts up over the heads of the spectators。)
MONTFLEURY (in a voice that trembles more and more): 'Heureux qui。 。 。'
(The cane is shaken。)
THE VOICE: Off the stage!
THE PIT: Oh!
MONTFLEURY (choking): 'Heureux qui loin des cours。 。 。'
CYRANO (appearing suddenly in the pit; standing on a chair; his arms crossed; his beaver cocked fiercely; his mustache bristling; his nose terrible to see): Ah! I shall be angry in a minute!。 。 。
(Sensation。)
Scene 1。IV。
The same。 Cyrano; then Bellerose; Jodelet。
MONTFLEURY (to the marquises): Come to my help; my lords!
A MARQUIS (carelessly): Go on! Go on!
CYRANO: Fat man; take warning! If you go on; I Shall feel myself constrained to cuff your face!
THE MARQUIS: Have done!
CYRANO: And if these lords hold not their tongue Shall feel constrained to make them taste my cane!
ALL THE MARQUISES (rising): Enough!。 。 。Montfleury。 。 。
CYRANO: If he goes not quick I will cut off his ears and slit him up!
A VOICE: But。 。 。
CYRANO: Out he goes!
ANOTHER VOICE: Yet。 。 。
CYRANO: Is he not gone yet? (He makes the gesture of turning up his cuffs): Good! I shall mount the stage now; buffet…wise; To carve this fine Italian sausagethus!
MONTFLEURY (trying to be dignified): You outrage Thalia in insulting me!
CYRANO (very politely): If that Muse; Sir; who knows you not at all; Could claim acquaintance with youoh; believe (Seeing how urn…like; fat; and slow you are) That she would make you taste her buskin's sole!
THE PIT: Montfleury! Montfleury! ComeBaro's play!
CYRANO (to those who are calling out): I pray you have a care! If you go on My scabbard soon will render up its blade!
(The circle round him widens。)
THE CROWD (drawing back): Take care!
CYRANO (to Montfleury): Leave the stage!
THE CROWD (coming near and grumbling): Oh!
CYRANO: Did some one speak?
(They draw back again。)
A VOICE (singing at the back): Monsieur de Cyrano Displays his tyrannies: A fig for tyrants! What; ho! Come! Play us 'La Clorise!'
ALL THE PIT (singing): 'La Clorise!' 'La Clorise!'。 。 。
CYRANO: Let me but hear once more that foolish rhyme; I slaughter every man of you。
A BURGHER: Oh! Samson?
CYRANO: Yes Samson! Will you lend your jawbone; Sir?
A LADY (in the boxes): Outrageous!
A LORD: Scandalous!
A BURGHER: 'Tis most annoying!
A PAGE: Fair good sport!
THE PIT: Kss!Montfleury。 。 。Cyrano!
CYRANO: Silence!
THE PIT (wildly excited): Ho…o…o…o…h! Quack! Cock…a…doodle…doo!
CYRANO: I order
A PAGE: Miow!
CYRANO: I order silence; all! And challenge the whole pit collectively! I write your names!Approach; young heroes; here! Each in his turn! I cry the numbers out! Now which of you will come to ope the lists? You; Sir? No! You? No! The first duellist Shall be dispatched by me with honors due! Let all who long for death hold up their hands! (A silence): Modest? You fear to see my naked blade? Not one name?Not one hand?Good; I proceed! (Turning toward the stage; where Montfleury waits in an agony): The theater's too full; congested;I Would clear it out。 。 。If not。 。 。 (Puts his hand on his sword): The knife must act!
MONTFLEURY: I。 。 。
CYRANO (leaves his chair; and settles himself in the middle of the circle which has formed): I will clap my hands thrice; thusfull moon! At the third clap; eclipse yourself!
THE PIT (amused): Ah!
CYRANO (clapping his hands): One!
MONTFLEURY: I。 。 。
A VOICE (in the boxes): Stay!
THE PIT: He stays。 。 。he goes。 。 。he stays。 。 。
MONTFLEURY: I think。 。 。Gentlemen;。 。 。
CYRANO: Two!
MONTFLEURY: I think 'twere wisest。 。 。
CYRANO: Three!
(Montfleury disappears as through a trap。 Tempest of laughs; whistling cries; etc。)
THE WHOLE HOUSE: Coward。 。 e back!
CYRANO (delighted; sits back in his chair; arms crossed): Come back an if you dare!
A BURGHER: Call for the orator!
(Bellerose comes forward and bows。)
THE BOXES: Ah! here's Bellerose!
BELLEROSE (elegantly): My noble lords。 。 。
THE PIT: No! no! Jodelet!
JODELET (advancing; speaking through his nose): Calves!
THE PIT: Ah! bravo! good! go on!
JODELET: No bravos; Sirs! The fat tragedian whom you all love Felt。 。 。
THE PIT: Coward!
JODELET: 。 。 。was obliged to go。
THE PIT: Come back!
SOME: No!
OTHERS: Yes!
A YOUNG MAN (to Cyrano): But pray; Sir; for what reason; say; Hate you Montfleury?
CYRANO (graciously; still seated): Youthful gander; know I have two reasonseither will suffice。 Primo。 An actor villainous! who mouths; And heaves up like a bucket from a well The verses that should; bird…like; fly! Secundo That is my secret。 。 。
THE OLD BURGHER (behind him): Shameful! You deprive us Of the 'Clorise!' I must insist。 。 。
CYRANO (turning his chair toward the burg