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All ye who seek forgetting; Leave frowns and fears and fretting; Here by the sea Are fair and free To give you peace and petting。
All ye whose hearts are breaking For somebody forsaking; We'll count you dear; And heal you here; And send you home love…making。〃
〃Bravo!〃 I cried involuntarily; as the song ended amid multitudinous applause; and I thus attracted the attention of another who sat near me as lonely as myself; but evidently quite at home in the place。
〃You haven't heard our sirens sing before?〃 he said; turning to me with a pleasant smile; and thus we fell into talk of the place and its pleasures。
〃There's one feature of the place I might introduce you to if you care for a stroll;〃 he said presently。 〃Have you heard of The Twelve Golden…Haired Bar…maids?〃 I hadn't; but the fantastic name struck my fancy。 It was; he explained; the name given to a favourite buffet at the Hotel Aphrodite; which was served by twelve wonderful girls; not one under six feet in height; and all with the most glorious golden hair。 It was a whim of the management; he said。
So; of course; we went。
CHAPTER VIII
THE TWELVE GOLDEN…HAIRED BAR…MAIDS。
Now it was not without some boyish nervousness that I followed my newly made friend; for I confess that I have ever been a poor hand at talking to bar…maids。 It is; I am convinced; an art apart; an art like any other;needing first the natural gift; then the long patient training; and finally the courageous practice。 Alas for me; I possessed neither gift; training; nor courage。 Courage I lacked most of all。 It was in vain that I said to myself that it was like swimming;all that was needed was 〃confidence。〃 That was the very thing I couldn't muster。 No doubt I am handicapped by a certain respectful homage which I always feel involuntarily to any one in the shape of woman; for anything savouring of respect is the last thing to win the bar…maid heart divine。 The man to win her is he who calls loudly for his drink; without a 〃Please〃 or a 〃Thank you;〃 throws his hat at the back of his head; gulps down half his glass; and; while drawing breath for the other half; takes a hard; indifferent look at her; and in an off…hand voice throws her some fatuous; mirthless jest。
Now; I've never been able to do this in the convincing grand manner of the British male; and whatever I have said; the effect has been the same。 I've talked about theatres and music…halls; of events of the day; I've evenHeaven help metalked of racing and football; but I might as well have talked of Herbert Spencer。 I suppose I didn't talk about them in the right way。 I'm sure it must be my fault somewhere; for certainly they seem easy enough to please; poor things! However; my failure remains; and sometimes even I find it extremely hard to attract their attention in the ordinary way of business。 I don't mind my neighbour being preferred before me; but I do object to his being served before me!
So; I say; I couldn't but tremble at the vision of those golden…haired goddesses; standing with immobile faces by their awful altars。 Indeed; had I realised how superbly impressive they were going to be; I think I must have declined the adventure altogether;for; robed in lustrous ivory…white linen were those figures of undress marble; the wealth of their glorious bodies pressing out into bosoms magnificent as magnolias (nobler lines and curves Greece herself has never known); towering in throats of fluted alabaster; and flowering in coiffures of imperial gold。
Nor was their temple less magnificent。 To make it fair; Ruskin had relit the seven lamps of architecture; and written the seven labours of Hercules; for these windows through a whole youth Burne Jones had worshipped painted glass at Oxford; and to breathe romance into these frescos had Rossetti been born; and Dante born again。 Men had gone to prison and to death that this temple of Whiskey…and…Soda might be fair。
Strange; in truth; are the ministrations to which Beauty is called。 Out of the high heaven is she summoned; from mystic communion with her own perfection; from majestic labours in the Sistine Chapel of the Stars;yea; she must put aside her gold…leaf and purples and leave unfinished the very panels of the throne of God;that Circe shall have her palace; and her worshippers their gilded sty。
As there were at least a score of 〃worshippers〃 round each Circe; my nervousness became unimportant; and therefore passed。 Thus; as my companion and I sat at one of the little tables; from which we might gaze upon the sea without and Aphrodite within; my eyes were able to fly like bees from one fair face to another。 Finally; they settled upon a Circe less besieged of the hoarse and grunting mob。 She was conspicuously less in height; her hair was rather bright red than golden; and her face had more meanings than the faces of her fellows。
〃Why;〃 in a flash it came to me; 〃it's Rosalind!〃 and clean forgetting to be shy; or polite to my companion; I hastened across to her; to be greeted instantly in a manner so exclusively intimate that the little crowd about her presently spread itself among the other crowds; and we were left to talk alone。
〃Well;〃 I said; 〃you're a nice girl! Whatever are you doing here?〃
〃Yes; I'm afraid you'll have but a strange opinion of me;〃 she said; 〃but I love all experience;it's such fun;and when I heard that there was a sudden vacancy for a golden…haired beauty in this place; I couldn't resist applying; and to my surprise they took meand here I am! Of course I shall only stay till Orlando appearswhich;〃 she added mournfully〃he hasn't done yet。〃
Her hours were long and late; but she had two half…days free in the week; and for these of course I engaged myself。
Meanwhile I spent as much time as I decently could at her side; but it was impossible to monopolise her; and the rest of my time there was no difficulty in filling up; you may be sure; in so gay a place。
Two or three nights after this; a little before dinner…time; while I was standing talking to her; she suddenly went very white; and in a fluttering voice gasped; 〃Look yonder!〃 I looked。 A rather slight dark… haired young man was entering the bar; with a very stylish pretty woman at his side。 As they sat down and claimed the waiter; some distance away; Rosalind whispered; 〃That's my husband!〃
〃Oh!〃 I said; 〃but that's no reason for your fainting。 Pull yourself together。 Take a drop of brandy。〃 But woman will never take the most obvious restorative; and Rosalind presently recovered without the brandy。 She looked covertly at her husband; with tragic eyes。
〃He's much younger than I imagined him;〃 I said;reserving for myself the satisfaction which this discovery had for me。
〃Oh; yes; he's really quite a boy;〃 said Rosalind; adding under her breath; 〃Dear fellow! how I love him!〃
〃And hate him too!〃 she superadded; as she observed his evident satisfaction with his present lot。 Indeed the experiment appeared to be working most successfully with him; nor; looking at his companion; could I wonder。 She was a sprightly young woman; very smart and merry and decorously voluptuous; and of that fascinating