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simply pouring with rain outside； and had been all day； and I couldn't
quite make matters out。 I tapped the barometer； and it jumped up and
pointed to 〃very dry。〃 The Boots stopped as he was passing； and said he
expected it meant to…morrow。 I fancied that maybe it was thinking of the
week before last； but Boots said； No； he thought not。
I tapped it again the next morning； and it went up still higher； and the
rain came down faster than ever。 On Wednesday I went and hit it again；
and the pointer went round towards 〃set fair；〃 〃very dry；〃 and 〃much
heat；〃 until it was stopped by the peg； and couldn't go any further。 It
tried its best； but the instrument was built so that it couldn't prophesy
fine weather any harder than it did without breaking itself。 It
evidently wanted to go on； and prognosticate drought； and water famine；
and sunstroke； and simooms； and such things； but the peg prevented it；
and it had to be content with pointing to the mere commonplace 〃very
dry。〃
Meanwhile； the rain came down in a steady torrent； and the lower part of
the town was under water； owing to the river having overflowed。
Boots said it was evident that we were going to have a prolonged spell of
grand weather SOME TIME； and read out a poem which was printed over the
top of the oracle； about
〃Long foretold； long last；
Short notice； soon past。〃
The fine weather never came that summer。 I expect that machine must have
been referring to the following spring。
Then there are those new style of barometers； the long straight ones。 I
never can make head or tail of those。 There is one side for 10 a。m。
yesterday； and one side for 10 a。m。 to…day； but you can't always get
there as early as ten； you know。 It rises or falls for rain and fine；
with much or less wind； and one end is 〃Nly〃 and the other 〃Ely〃 （what's
Ely got to do with it？）； and if you tap it； it doesn't tell you anything。
And you've got to correct it to sea…level； and reduce it to Fahrenheit；
and even then I don't know the answer。
But who wants to be foretold the weather？ It is bad enough when it
comes； without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand。 The
prophet we like is the old man who； on the particularly gloomy…looking
morning of some day when we particularly want it to be fine； looks round
the horizon with a particularly knowing eye； and says：
〃Oh no； sir； I think it will clear up all right。 It will break all right
enough； sir。〃
〃Ah； he knows〃； we say； as we wish him good…morning； and start off；
〃wonderful how these old fellows can tell！〃
And we feel an affection for that man which is not at all lessened by the
circumstances of its NOT clearing up； but continuing to rain steadily all
day。
〃Ah； well；〃 we feel； 〃he did his best。〃
For the man that prophesies us bad weather； on the contrary； we entertain
only bitter and revengeful thoughts。
〃Going to clear up； d'ye think？〃 we shout； cheerily； as we pass。
〃Well； no； sir； I'm afraid it's settled down for the day；〃 he replies；
shaking his head。
〃Stupid old fool！〃 we mutter； 〃what's HE know about it？〃 And； if his
portent proves correct； we come back feeling still more angry against
him； and with a vague notion that； somehow or other； he has had something
to do with it。
It was too bright and sunny on this especial morning for George's blood…
curdling readings about 〃Bar。 falling；〃 〃atmospheric disturbance； passing
in an oblique line over Southern Europe；〃 and 〃pressure increasing；〃 to
very much upset us： and so； finding that he could not make us wretched；
and was only wasting his time； he sneaked the cigarette that I had
carefully rolled up for myself； and went。
Then Harris and I； having finished up the few things left on the table；
carted out our luggage on to the doorstep； and waited for a cab。
There seemed a good deal of luggage； when we put it all together。 There
was the Gladstone and the small hand…bag； and the two hampers； and a
large roll of rugs； and some four or five overcoats and macintoshes； and
a few umbrellas； and then there was a melon by itself in a bag； because
it was too bulky to go in anywhere； and a couple of pounds of grapes in
another bag； and a Japanese paper umbrella； and a frying pan； which；
being too long to pack； we had wrapped round with brown paper。
It did look a lot； and Harris and I began to feel rather ashamed of it；
though why we should be； I can't see。 No cab came by； but the street
boys did； and got interested in the show； apparently； and stopped。
Biggs's boy was the first to come round。 Biggs is our greengrocer； and
his chief talent lies in securing the services of the most abandoned and
unprincipled errand…boys that civilisation has as yet produced。 If
anything more than usually villainous in the boy…line crops up in our
neighbourhood； we know that it is Biggs's latest。 I was told that； at
the time of the Great Coram Street murder； it was promptly concluded by
our street that Biggs's boy （for that period） was at the bottom of it；
and had he not been able； in reply to the severe cross…examination to
which he was subjected by No。 19； when he called there for orders the
morning after the crime （assisted by No。 21； who happened to be on the
step at the time）； to prove a complete ALIBI； it would have gone hard
with him。 I didn't know Biggs's boy at that time； but； from what I have
seen of them since； I should not have attached much importance to that
ALIBI myself。
Biggs's boy； as I have said； came round the corner。 He was evidently in
a great hurry when he first dawned upon the vision； but； on catching
sight of Harris and me； and Montmorency； and the things； he eased up and
stared。 Harris and I frowned at him。 This might have wounded a more
sensitive nature； but Biggs's boys are not； as a rule； touchy。 He came
to a dead stop； a yard from our step； and； leaning up against the
railings； and selecting a straw to chew； fixed us with his eye。 He
evidently meant to see this thing out。
In another moment； the grocer's boy passed on the opposite side of the
street。 Biggs's boy hailed him：
〃Hi！ ground floor o' 42's a…moving。〃
The grocer's boy came across； and took up a position on the other side of
the step。 Then the young gentleman from the boot…shop stopped； and
joined Biggs's boy； while the empty…can superintendent from 〃The Blue
Posts〃 took up an independent position on the curb。
〃They ain't a…going to starve； are they？ 〃 said the gentleman from the
boot…shop。
〃Ah！ you'd want to take a thing or two with YOU；〃 retorted 〃The Blue
Posts；〃 〃if you was a…going to cross the Atlantic in a small boat。〃
〃They ain't a…going to cross the Atlantic；〃 struck in Biggs's boy；
〃they're a…going to find Stanley。〃
By this time； quite a small crowd had collected； and people were asking
each other w