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t just upon my borders？ ＇And so he will be if I purchase a thousand acres more； unless he gets somebody betwixt them。＇ I tell thee； friend John； thou hast flatterers that persuade thee that thou art a man of business； do not believe them。 If thou wouldst still leave thy affairs in my hands； thou shouldst see how handsomely I would deal by thee。 That ever thou shouldst be dazzled with the enchanted islands and mountains of gold that old Lewis promises thee！ 'Dswounds！ why dost thou not lay out thy money to purchase a place at court of honest Israel？ I tell thee； thou must not so much as think of a composition。 ＇Not think of a composition； that's hard indeed； I can't help thinking of it； if I would。＇ Thou complainest of want of moneylet thy wife and daughters burn the gold lace of their petticoats； sell thy fat cattle； retrench but a sirloin of beef and a peck…loaf in a week from thy gormandising。 ＇Retrench my beefa dog！ Retrench my beef； then it is plain the rascal has an ill design upon mehe would starve me。＇ Mortgage thy manor of Bullock's Hatch； or pawn thy crop for ten years。 ＇A rogue！ part with my country…seat； my patrimony； all that I have left in the world； I'll see him hanged first。＇ Why hast thou changed thy attorney？ Can any man manage thy cause better for thee？ ＇Very pleasant！ because a man has a good attorney； he must never make an end of his law…suit。＇ Ah； John！ John！ I wish thou knewest thine own mind。 Thou art as fickle as the wind。 I tell thee； thou hadst better let this composition alone； or leave it to thy Loving friend； Nic。 FROG。
* A letter from the States…General。 ** Alluding to the Rebellion。 *** The Dutch prohibition of trade。
CHAPTER X。 Of some extraordinary Things* that passed at the 〃Salutation〃 Tavern； in the Conference between Bull； Frog； Esquire South； and Lewis Baboon。
* The Treaty of Utrecht： the difficulty to get them to meet。 When met； the Dutch would not speak their sentiments； nor the French deliver in their proposals。 The House of Austria talked very high。
Frog had given his word that he would meet the above…mentioned company at the 〃Salutation；〃 to talk of this agreement。 Though he durst not directly break his appointment； he made many a shuffling excuse： one time he pretended to be seized with the gout in his right knee； then he got a great cold； that had struck him deaf of one ear； afterwards two of his coach…horses fell sick； and he durst not go by water； for fear of catching an ague。 John would take no excuse； but hurried him away。 〃Come； Nic。；〃 says he； 〃let's go and hear at least what this old fellow has to propose； I hope there's no hurt in that。〃 〃Be it so；〃 quoth Nic。； 〃but if I catch any harm； woe be to you； my wife and children will curse you as long as they live。〃 When they were come to the 〃Salutation；〃 John concluded all was sure then； and that he should be troubled no more with law affairs。 He thought everybody as plain and sincere as he was。 〃Well； neighbours；〃 quoth he； 〃let's now make an end of all matters； and live peaceably together for the time to come。 If everybody is as well inclined as I； we shall quickly come to the upshot of our affair。〃 And so； pointing to Frog to say something； to the great surprise of all the company； Frog was seized with a dead palsy in the tongue。 John began to ask him some plain questions； and whooped and hallooed in his ear： 〃Let's come to the point。 Nic。； who wouldst thou have to be Lord Strutt？ Wouldst thou have Philip Baboon？〃 Nic。 shook his head； and said nothing。 〃Wilt thou； then； have Esquire South to be Lord Strutt？〃 Nic。 shook his head a second time。 〃Then who the devil wilt thou have？ Say something or another。〃 Nic。 opened his mouth and pointed to his tongue； and cried； 〃A； a； a； a！〃 which was as much as to say he could not speak。
JOHN BULL。〃Shall I serve Philip Baboon with broadcloth； and accept of the composition that he offers； with the liberty of his parks and fishponds？〃 Then Nic。 roared like a bull； 〃O； o； o； o！〃
JOHN BULL。〃If thou wilt not let me have them； wilt thou take them thyself？〃 Then Nic。 grinned； cackled； and laughed； till he was like to kill himself； and seemed to be so pleased that he fell a frisking and dancing about the room。
JOHN BULL。〃Shall I leave all this matter to thy management； Nic。； and go about my business？〃 Then Nic。 got up a glass and drank to John； shaking him by the hand till he had like to have shook his shoulder out of joint。
JOHN BULL。〃I understand thee； Nic。； but I shall make thee speak before I go。〃 Then Nic。 put his finger in his cheek and made it cry 〃buck！〃 which was as much as to say； 〃I care not a farthing for thee。〃
JOHN BULL。〃I have done； Nic。； if thou wilt not speak； I'll make my own terms with old Lewis here。〃
John； perceiving that Frog would not speak； turns to old Lewis： 〃Since we cannot make this obstinate fellow speak； Lewis； pray condescend a little to his humour； and set down thy meaning upon paper； that he may answer it in another scrap。〃
〃I am infinitely sorry；〃 quoth Lewis； 〃that it happens so unfortunately； for； playing a little at cudgels t'other day； a fellow has given me such a rap over the right arm that I am quite lame。 I have lost the use of my forefinger and my thumb； so that I cannot hold my pen。〃
JOHN BULL。〃That's all one； let me write for you。〃
LEWIS。〃But I have a misfortune that I cannot read anybody's hand but my own。〃
JOHN BULL。〃Try what you can do with your left hand。〃
LEWIS。〃That's impossible； it will make such a scrawl that it will not be legible。〃
As they were talking of this matter； in came Esquire South； all dressed up in feathers and ribbons； stark staring mad； brandishing his sword； as if he would have cut off their heads； crying 〃Room； room； boys； for the grand esquire of the world！ the flower of esquires！ What！ covered in my presence？ I'll crush your souls； and crack you like lice！〃 With that he had like to have struck John Bull's hat into the fire； but John； who was pretty strong…fisted； gave him such a squeeze as made his eyes water。 He went on still in his mad pranks： 〃When I am lord of the universe； the sun shall prostrate and adore me！ Thou； Frog； shalt be my bailiff； Lewis my tailor； and thou； John Bull； shalt be my fool！〃
All this while Frog laughed in his sleeve； gave the esquire the other noggan of brandy； and clapped him on the back； which made him ten times madder。
Poor John stood in amaze； talking thus to himself： 〃Well； John； thou art got into rare company！ One has a dumb devil； the other a mad devil； and the third a spirit of infirmity。 An honest man has a fine time on it amongst such rogues。 What art thou asking of them after all？ Some mighty boon one would think！ only to sit quietly at thy own fireside。 What have I to do with such fellows？ John Bull； after all his losses and crosses； can live better without them than they can without him。 Would I lived a thousand leagues off them！ but the devil's in it； John Bull is in； and John Bull must get out as well as he can。〃
As he was talking to himself； he observed Frog and old Lewis edging towards one another to whisper；* so that John was forced to sit with his arms