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It happened unfortunately for the peace of our neighbourhood that this young lord had an old cunning rogue； or； as the Scots call it； a false loon of a grandfather； that one might justly call a Jack… of…all…Trades。* Sometimes you would see him behind his counter selling broadcloth； sometimes measuring linen； next day he would be dealing in merceryware。 High heads； ribbons； gloves； fans； and lace he understood to a nicety。 Charles Mather could not bubble a young beau better with a toy； nay； he would descend even to the selling of tape； garters； and shoe…buckles。 When shop was shut up he would go about the neighbourhood and earn half…a…crown by teaching the young men and maids to dance。 By these methods he had acquired immense riches； which he used to squander* away at back…sword； quarter…staff； and cudgel…play； in which he took great pleasure； and challenged all the country。 You will say it is no wonder if Bull and Frog should be jealous of this fellow。 〃It is not impossible；〃 says Frog to Bull； 〃but this old rogue will take the management of the young lord's business into his hands； besides； the rascal has good ware； and will serve him as cheap as anybody。 In that case； I leave you to judge what must become of us and our families； we must starve； or turn journeyman to old Lewis Baboon。 Therefore； neighbour； I hold it advisable that we write to young Lord Strutt to know the bottom of this matter。〃
* The character and trade of the French nation。 ** The King's disposition to war。
CHAPTER III。 A Copy of Bull and Frog's Letter to Lord Strutt。
My Lord；I suppose your lordship knows that the Bulls and the Frogs have served the Lord Strutts with all sorts of draperyware time out of mind。 And whereas we are jealous； not without reason； that your lordship intends henceforth to buy of your grandsire old Lewis Baboon； this is to inform your lordship that this proceeding does not suit with the circumstances of our families； who have lived and made a good figure in the world by the generosity of the Lord Strutts。 Therefore we think fit to acquaint your lordship that you must find sufficient security to us； our heirs； and assigns that you will not employ Lewis Baboon； or else we will take our remedy at law； clap an action upon you of 2O；OOO pounds for old debts； seize and distrain your goods and chattels； which； considering your lordship's circumstances； will plunge you into difficulties； from which it will not be easy to extricate yourself。 Therefore we hope； when your lordship has better considered on it； you will comply with the desire of Your loving friends； JOHN BULL； NIC。 FROG。
Some of Bull's friends advised him to take gentler methods with the young lord； but John naturally loved rough play。 It is impossible to express the surprise of the Lord Strutt upon the receipt of this letter。 He was not flush in ready either to go to law or clear old debts； neither could he find good bail。 He offered to bring matters to a friendly accommodation； and promised； upon his word of honour； that he would not change his drapers； but all to no purpose； for Bull and Frog saw clearly that old Lewis would have the cheating of him。
CHAPTER IV。 How Bull and Frog went to law with Lord Strutt about the premises； and were joined by the rest of the tradesmen。
All endeavours of accommodation between Lord Strutt and his drapers proved vain。 Jealousies increased； and； indeed； it was rumoured abroad that Lord Strutt had bespoke his new liveries of old Lewis Baboon。 This coming to Mrs。 Bull's ears； when John Bull came home； he found all his family in an uproar。 Mrs。 Bull； you must know； was very apt to be choleric。 〃You sot；〃 says she； 〃you loiter about alehouses and taverns； spend your time at billiards； ninepins； or puppet…shows； or flaunt about the streets in your new gilt chariot； never minding me nor your numerous family。 Don't you hear how Lord Strutt has bespoke his liveries at Lewis Baboon's shop？ Don't you see how that old fox steals away your customers； and turns you out of your business every day； and you sit like an idle drone； with your hands in your pockets？ Fie upon it。 Up man； rouse thyself； I'll sell to my shift before I'll be so used by that knave。〃* You must think Mrs。 Bull had been pretty well tuned up by Frog； who chimed in with her learned harangue。 No further delay now； but to counsel learned in the law they go； who unanimously assured them both of justice and infallible success of their lawsuit。
* The sentiments and addresses of the Parliament at that time。
I told you before that old Lewis Baboon was a sort of a Jack…of…all…trades； which made the rest of the tradesmen jealous； as well as Bull and Frog； they hearing of the quarrel； were glad of an opportunity of joining against old Lewis Baboon； provided that Bull and Frog would bear the charges of the suit。 Even lying Ned； the chimney…sweeper of Savoy； and Tom； the Portugal dustman； put in their claims； and the cause was put into the hands of Humphry Hocus； the attorney。
A declaration was drawn up to show 〃That Bull and Frog had undoubted right by prescription to be drapers to the Lord Strutts； that there were several old contracts to that purpose； that Lewis Baboon had taken up the trade of clothier and draper without serving his time or purchasing his freedom； that he sold goods that were not marketable without the stamp； that he himself was more fit for a bully than a tradesman； and went about through all the country fairs challenging people to fight prizes； wrestling and cudgel play； and abundance more to this purpose。〃
CHAPTER V。 The true characters of John Bull； Nic。 Frog； and Hocus。*
* Characters of the English and Dutch； and the General Duke of Marlborough。
For the better understanding the following history the reader ought to know that Bull； in the main； was an honest； plain…dealing fellow； choleric； bold； and of a very unconstant temper； he dreaded not old Lewis either at back…sword； single falchion； or cudgel…play； but then he was very apt to quarrel with his best friends； especially if they pretended to govern him。 If you flattered him you might lead him like a child。 John's temper depended very much upon the air； his spirits rose and fell with the weather…glass。 John was quick and understood his business very well； but no man alive was more careless in looking into his accounts； or more cheated by partners； apprentices； and servants。 This was occasioned by his being a boon companion； loving his bottle and his diversion； for； to say truth； no man kept a better house than John； nor spent his money more generously。 By plain and fair dealing John had acquired some plums； and might have kept them； had it not been for his unhappy lawsuit。
Nic。 Frog was a cunning； sly fellow； quite the reverse of John in many particulars； covetous； frugal； minded domestic affairs； would pinch his belly to save his pocket； never lost a farthing by careless servants or bad debtors。 He did not care much for any sort of diversion； except tricks of high German artists and legerdemain。 No man exceeded Nic。 in these； yet it must be owned that Nic。 was a fair dealer； and in that way acquired immense riches