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〃I was turned out of the dining…room at once； and told to attend to the
library until they had decided what to do with me。 Oh； sir； I'll lose my
place！〃
He was blubbering； as if a change of waiters； was a matter of
importance。
〃This is very bad； William；〃 I said。 〃I fear I can do nothing for you。〃
〃Have mercy on a distracted man！〃 he entreated。 〃I'll go on my knees
to Mr。 Myddleton Finch。〃
How could I but despise a fellow who would be thus abject for a
pound a week？
〃I dare not tell her；〃 he continued； 〃that I have lost my place。 She
would just fall back and die。〃
〃I forbade your speaking of your wife；〃 I said； sharply； 〃unless you can
speak pleasantly of her。〃
〃But she may be worse now； sir； and I cannot even see Jenny from here。
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The library windows look to the back。〃
〃If she dies；〃 I said； 〃it will be a warning to you to marry a stronger
woman next time。〃
Now every one knows that there is little real affection among the lower
orders。 As soon as they have lost one mate they take another。 Yet William；
forgetting our relative positions； drew himself up and raised his fist； and if
I had not stepped back I swear he would have struck me。
The highly improper words William used I will omit； out of
consideration for him。 Even while he was apologising for them I retired to
the smoking…room； where I found the cigarettes so badly rolled that they
would not keep alight。 After a little I remembered that I wanted to see
Myddleton Finch about an improved saddle of which a friend of his has
the patent。 He was in the newsroom； and； having questioned him about the
saddle； I said：
〃By the way； what is this story about your swearing at one of the
waiters？〃
〃You mean about his swearing at me；〃 Myddleton Finch replied；
reddening。
〃I am glad that was it；〃 I said； 〃for I could not believe you guilty of
such bad form。〃
〃If I did swear〃 he was beginning； but I went on：
〃The version which has reached me was that you swore at him； and he
repeated the word。 I heard he was to be dismissed and you reprimanded。〃
〃Who told you that？〃 asked Myddleton Finch； who is a timid man。
〃I forget； it is club talk；〃 I replied； lightly。 〃But of course the
committee will take your word。 The waiter； whichever one he is； richly
deserves his dismissal for insulting you without provocation。〃
Then our talk returned to the saddle； but Myddleton Finch was
abstracted； and presently he said：
〃Do you know； I fancy I was wrong in thinking that the waiter swore at
me； and I'll withdraw my charge to…morrow。〃
Myddleton Finch then left me； and； sitting alone； I realised that I had
been doing William a service。 To some slight extent I may have
intentionally helped him to retain his place in the club； and I now see the
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reason； which was that he alone knows precisely to what extent I like my
claret heated。
For a mere second I remembered William's remark that he should not
be able to see the girl Jenny from the library windows。 Then this
recollection drove from my head that I had only dined in the sense that my
dinner…bill was paid。 Returning to the dining…room； I happened to take my
chair at the window； and while I was eating a deviled kidney I saw in the
street the girl whose nods had such an absurd effect on William。
The children of the poor are as thoughtless as their parents； and this
Jenny did not sign to the windows in the hope that William might see her；
though she could not see him。 Her face； which was disgracefully dirty；
bore doubt and dismay on it； but whether she brought good news it would
not tell。 Somehow I had expected her to signal when she saw me； and；
though her message could not interest me； I was in the mood in which one
is irritated at that not taking place which he is awaiting。 Ultimately she
seemed to be making up her mind to go away。
A boy was passing with the evening papers； and I hurried out to get
one； rather thoughtlessly； for we have all the papers in the club。
Unfortunately； I misunderstood the direction the boy had taken； but round
the first corner （out of sight of the club windows） I saw the girl Jenny； and
so asked her how William's wife was。
〃Did he send you to me？〃 she replied； impertinently taking me for a
waiter。 〃My！〃 she added； after a second scrutiny； 〃I b'lieve you're one of
them。 His missis is a bit better； and I was to tell him as she took all the
tapiocar。〃
〃How could you tell him？〃 I asked。
〃I was to do like this；〃 she replied； and went through the supping of
something out of a plate in dumb…show。
〃That would not show she ate all the tapioca；〃 I said。
〃But I was to end like this；〃 she answered； licking an imaginary plate
with her tongue。
I gave her a shilling （to get rid of her）； and returned to the club
disgusted。
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Later in the evening I had to go to the club library for a book； and
while William was looking in vain for it （I had forgotten the title） I said to
him：
〃By the way； William； Mr。 Myddleton Finch is to tell the committee
that he was mistaken in the charge he brought against you； so you will
doubtless be restored to the dining…room to…morrow。〃
The two members were still in their chairs； probably sleeping lightly；
yet he had the effrontery to thank me。
〃Don't thank me；〃 I said； blushing at the imputation。 〃Remember your
place； William！〃
〃But Mr。 Myddleton Finch knew I swore；〃 he insisted。
〃A gentleman；〃 I replied； stiffly； 〃cannot remember for twenty…four
hours what a waiter has said to him。〃
〃No； sir； but〃
To stop him I had to say： 〃And； ah； William； your wife is a little better。
She has eaten the tapiocaall of it。〃
〃How can your know； sir？〃
〃By an accident。〃
〃Jenny signed to the window？〃
〃No。〃
〃Then you saw her； and went out； and〃
〃Nonsense！〃
〃Oh； sir； to do that for me！ May God bl〃
〃Wi