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voide of all vertue； wit； or goodnes。 And when it was demaunded of
Friar Onyon； what these nine rare conditions were： hee having them all
readie by heart； and in rime； thus answered。
Boyes I have knowne； and seene；
And heard of many：
But；
For Lying； Loytring； Lazinesse；
For Facing； Filching； Filthinesse；
For Carelesse； Gracelesse； all Unthriftinesse；
My Boy excelleth any。
Now； over and beside all these admirable qualities； hee hath manie
more such singularities； which （in favour towards him） I am faine to
conceale。 But that which I smile most at in him； is； that he would
have a Wife in every place where he commeth； yea； and a good house
to boot too： for； in regard his beard beginneth to shew it selfe；
rising thicke in haire； blacke and amiable； he is verily perswaded；
that all Women will fall in love with him； and if they refuse to
follow him； he will in all hast run after them。 But truly； he is a
notable servant to mee； for I cannot speake with any one； and in never
so great secrecy； but he will be sure to heare his part； and when
any question is demanded of me； he standes in such awe and feare of my
displeasure： that he will bee sure to make the first answer； yea or
no； according as he thinketh it most convenient。
Now； to proceede where we left； Friar Onyon having left this
serviceable youth at his lodging； to see that no bodie should meddle
with his commodities； especially his Wallet； because of the sacred
things therein contained： Guccio Imbrata； who as earnestly affected to
be in the Kitchin； as Birds to hop from branch to branch；
especially； when anie of the Chamber…maides were there； espyed one
of the Hostesses Female attendants； a grosse fat Trugge； low of
stature； ill faced； and worse formed； with a paire of brests like
two bumbards； smelling loathsomely of grease and sweate； downe shee
descended into the Kitchin； like a Kite upon a peece of Carion。 This
Boy； or Knave； chuse whither you will style him； having carelesly left
Fryar Onyons Chamber doore open； and all the holy things so much to be
neglected； although it was then the moneth of August； when heate is in
the highest predominance； yet hee would needs sit downe by the fire；
and began to conferre with this amiable creature； who was called by
the name of Nuta。
Being set close by her； he told her； that he was a Gentleman by
Atturniship； and that he had more millions of Crownes； then all his
life time would serve him to spend； beside those which he payed away
dayly； as having no convenient im…ployment for them。
Moreover； he knew how to speake； and do such things； as were
beyond wonder or admiration。 And； never remembring his olde tatterd
Friars Cowle； which was so snottie and greazie； that good store of
kitchin stuffe might have beene boiled out of it； as also a foule
slovenly Trusse or halfe doublet； all baudied with bowsing； fat
greazie lubberly sweating； and other drudgeries in the Convent
Kitchin； where he was an Officer in the meanest credite。 So that to
describe this sweet youth in his lively colours； both for naturall
perfections of body； and artificiall composure of his Garments；
never came the fowlest silks out of Tartaria or India； more ugly or
unsightly to bee lookt upon。 And for a further addition to his neate
knavery； his breeches were so rent betweene his legges； his shooes and
stockings had bin at such a mercilesse massacre： that the gallantest
Commandador of Castile （though he had never so lately bin releast
out of slavery） could have wisht for better garments； then he； or make
larger promises； then he did to his Nuta。 Protesting to entitle her as
his onely； to free her from the Inne and Chamber thraldomes； if she
would live with him； be his Love； partaker of his present possessions；
and so to succeed in his future Fortunes。 All which bravadoes；
though they were belcht foorth with admirable insinuations： yet they
converted into smoke； as all such braggadochio behaviours do； and he
was as wise at the ending； as when he began。
Our former named two craftie Companions； seeing Guccio Porco so
seriously employed about Nuta； was there…with not a little
contented； because their intended labour was now more then halfe
ended。 And perceiving no contradiction to crosse their proceeding；
into Friar Onyons chamber entred they； finding it ready open for their
purpose： where the first thing that came into their hand in search；
was the wallet。 When they had opened it； they found a small Cabinet；
wrapped in a great many foldings of rich Taffata； and having
unfolded it； a fine formall Key was hanging thereat： wherwith having
unlockt the Cabinet； they found a faire Feather of a Parrots taile；
which they supposed to bee the verie same； that he meant to shew the
people of Certaldo。 And truly （in those dayes） it was no hard matter
to make them beleeve any thing； because the idle vanities of Aegypt
and those remoter parts； had not （as yet） bin seene in Tuscany； as
since then they have bin in great abundance； to the utter ruine
（almost） of Italy。
And although they might then be knowne to very few； yet the
inhabitants of the Country generally； understoode little or nothing at
all of them。 For there； the pure simplicitie of their ancient
predecessors still continuing； they had not seene any Parrots； or so
much as heard any speech of them。 Wherefore the two crafty consorts；
not a little joyfull of finding the Feather； tooke it thence with
them； and beecause they would not leave the Cabinet empty； espying
Charcoales lying in a corner of the Chamber； they filled it with them；
wrapping it up againe in the Taffata； and in as demure manner as
they found it。 So； away came they with the Feather； neither seene or
suspected by any one； intending now to heare what Friar Onyon would
say； uppon the losse of his precious Relique； and finding the Coales
there placed insted thereof。
The simple men and women of the country； who had bin at morning
Masse in the Church； and heard what a wonderful Feather they should
see in the after noone； returned in all hast to their houses； where
one telling this newes to another； and gossip with gossip consulting
theron； they made the shorter dinner； and afterward flocked in maine
troopes to the Castle； contending who shold first get entrance； such
was their devotion to see the holy feather。 Friar Onyon having
dined； and reposed a litle after his wine； he arose from the table
to the window； where beholding what multitudes came to see the
feather； he assured himselfe of good store of mony。 Hereupon； he
sent to his Boy Guccio Imbrata； that uppon the Bels ringing； he should
come and bring the wallet to him。 Which （with much ado） he did； so
soone as his quarrell was ended in the kitchin； with the amiable
Chamber…maid Nuta； away then he went with his holy commodities：
where he was no sooner arrived； but because his belly was readie to
burst with drinking water； he sent him to the Church to ring the bels；
which not onely would warme the cold water in his belly； but
likewise make him run as gaunt as a Grey…hound。
When all the people were assembled in the Church together； Friar
Onyon （never distrusting