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Mind that telephone! If you touch the receiver they will know at the exchange that the house is not empty; and I wouldn't put it past the colonel to have told them exactly how long he was going to be away。 He's pretty particular: look at the strips of paper to keep the dust off his precious books!〃
〃Is he a colonel?〃 I asked; perceiving that Raffles referred to the absentee householder。
〃Of sappers;〃 he replied; 〃and a V。C。 into the bargain; confound him! Got it at Rorke's Drift; prison governor or inspector ever since; favorite recreation; what do you think? Revolver shooting! You can read all。 about him in his own Who's Who。 A devil of a chap to tackle; Bunny; when he's at home!〃
〃And where is he now?〃 I asked uneasily。 And do you know he isn't on his way home?〃
〃Switzerland;〃 replied Raffles; chuckling; 〃he wrote one too many labels; and was considerate enough to leave it behind for our guidance。 Well; no one ever comes back from Switzerland at the beginning of September; you know; and nobody ever thinks of coming back before the servants。 When they turn up they won't get in。 I keep the latch jammed; but the servants will think it's jammed itself; and while they're gone for the locksmith we shall walk out like gentlemen … if we haven't done so already。〃
〃As you walked in; I suppose?〃
Raffles shook his head in the dim light to which my sight was growing inured。
〃No; Bunny; I regret to say I came in through the dormer window。 They were painting next door but one。 I never did like ladder work; but it takes less time than in picking a lock in the broad light of a street lamp。〃
〃So they left you a latch…key as well as everything else!〃
〃No; Bunny。 I was just able to make that for myself。 I am playing at 'Robinson Crusoe;' not 'The Swiss Family Robinson。' And now; my dear Friday; if you will kindly take off those boots; we can explore the island before we turn in for the night。〃
The stairs were very steep and narrow; and they creaked alarmingly as Raffles led the way up; with the single candle in the crown of the colonel's hat。 He blew it out before we reached the half…landing; where a naked window stared upon the backs of the houses in the next road; but lit it again at the drawing…room door。 I just peeped in upon a semi…grand swathed in white and a row of water colors mounted in gold。 An excellent bathroom broke our journey to the second floor。
〃I'll have one to…night;〃 said I; taking heart of a luxury unknown in my last sordid sanctuary。
〃You'll do no such thing;〃 snapped Raffles。 〃Have the goodness to remember that our island is one of a group inhabited by hostile tribes。 You can fill the bath quietly if you try; but it empties under the study window; and makes the very devil of a noise about it。 No; Bunny; I bale out every drop and pour it away through the scullery sink; so you will kindly consult me before you turn a tap。 Here's your room; hold the light outside while I draw the curtains; it's the old chap's dressing…room。 Now you can bring the glim。 How's that for a jolly wardrobe? And look at his coats on their cross…trees inside: dapper old dog; shouldn't you say? Mark the boots on the shelf above; and the little brass rail for his ties! Didn't I tell you he was particular? And wouldn't he simply love to catch us at his kit?〃
〃Let's only hope it would give him an apoplexy;〃 said I shuddering。
〃I shouldn't build on it;〃 replied Raffles。 〃That's a big man's trouble; and neither you nor I could get into the old chap's clothes。 But come into the best bedroom; Bunny。 You won't think me selfish if I don't give it up to you? Look at this; my boy; look at this! It's the only one I use in all。 the house。〃
I had followed him into a good room; with ample windows closely curtained; and he had switched on the light in a hanging lamp at the bedside。 The rays fell from a thick green funnel in a plateful of strong light upon a table deep in books。 I noticed several volumes of the 〃Invasion of the Crimea。〃
〃That's where I rest the body and exercise the brain;〃 said Raffles。 〃I have long wanted to read my Kinglake from A to Z; and I manage about a volume a night。 There's a style for you; Bunny! I love the punctilious thoroughness of the whole thing; one can understand its appeal to our careful colonel。 His name; did you say? Crutchley; Bunny … Colonel Crutchley; R。E。; V。C。〃
〃We'd put his valor to the test!〃 said I; feeling more valiant myself after our tour of inspection。
〃Not so loud on the stairs;〃 whispered Raffles。 〃There's only one door between us and … 〃
Raffles stood still at my feet; and well he might! A deafening double knock had resounded through the empty house; and to add to the utter horror of the moment; Raffles instantly blew out the light。 I heard my heart pounding。 Neither of us breathed。 We were on our way down to the first landing; and for a moment we stood like mice; then Raffles heaved a deep sigh; and in the depths I heard the gate swing home。
〃Only the postman; Bunny! He will come now and again; though they have obviously left instructions at the post…office。 I hope the old colonel will let them have it when he gets back。 I confess it gave me a turn。〃
〃Turn!〃 I gasped。 〃I must have a drink; if I die for it。〃
〃My dear Bunny; that's no part of my Rest Cure。〃
〃Then good…by! I can't stand it; feel my forehead; listen to my heart! Crusoe found a footprint; but he never heard a double…knock at the street door!〃
〃'Better live in the midst of alarms;'〃 quoted Raffles; 〃'than dwell in this horrible place。' I must confess we get it both ways; Bunny。 Yet I've nothing but tea in the house。〃
〃And where do you make that? Aren't you afraid of smoke?〃
〃There's a gas…stove in the dining…room。〃
〃But surely to goodness;〃 I cried; 〃there's a cellar lower down!〃
〃My dear; good Bunny;〃 said Raffles; 〃I've told you already that I didn't come in here on business。 I came in for the Cure。 Not a penny will these people be the worse; except for their washing and their electric light; and I mean to leave enough to cover both items。〃
〃Then;〃 said I; 〃since Brutus is such a very honorable man; we will borrow a bottle from the cellar; and replace it before we go。〃
Raffles slapped me softly on the back; and I knew that I had gained my point。 It was often the case when I had the presence of heart and mind to stand up to him。 But never was little victory of mine quite so grateful as this。 Certainly it was a very small cellar; indeed a mere cupboard under the kitchen stairs; with a most ridiculous lock。 Nor was this cupboard overstocked with wine。 But I made out a jar of whiskey; a shelf of Zeltinger; another of claret; and a short one at the top which presented a little battery of golden…leafed necks and corks。 Raffles set his hand no lower。 He examined the labels while I held folded hat and naked light。
〃Mumm; '84!〃 he whispered。 〃G。 H。 Mumm; and A。D。 1884! I am no wine…bibber; Bunny; as you know; but I hope you appreciate the specifications as I do。 It looks to me like the only bottle; the last of its case; and it does seem a bit of a shame; but more shame for the miser who hoards in his cellar what was