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conversation； no part of it being addressed to him； he had not been
wanting in such silent manifestations of astonishment； as he
deemed most compatible with the favourable display of his eyes。
Regarding the pause which now ensued； as a particularly
advantageous opportunity for doing great execution with them
upon the locksmith’s daughter （who he had no doubt was looking
at him in mute admiration）； he began to screw and twist his face；
and especially those features； into such extraordinary； hideous；
and unparalleled contortions； that Gabriel； who happened to look
towards him； was stricken with amazement。
‘Why； what the devil’s the matter with the lad？’ cried the
locksmith。 ‘Is he choking？’
‘Who？’ demanded Sim； with some disdain。
‘Who？ Why； you；’ returned his master。 ‘What do you mean by
making those horrible faces over your breakfast？’
‘Faces are matters of taste； sir；’ said Mr Tappertit； rather
discomfited； not the less so because he saw the locksmith’s
daughter smiling。
‘Sim；’ rejoined Gabriel； laughing heartily。 ‘Don’t be a fool； for
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I’d rather see you in your senses。 These young fellows；’ he added；
turning to his daughter； ‘are always committing some folly or
another。 There was a quarrel between Joe Willet and old John last
night though I can’t say Joe was much in fault either。 He’ll be
missing one of these mornings； and will have gone away upon
some wild…goose errand； seeking his fortune。—Why； what’s the
matter； Doll？ You are making faces now。 The girls are as bad as
the boys every bit！’
‘It’s the tea；’ said Dolly； turning alternately very red and very
white； which is no doubt the effect of a slight scald—‘so very hot。’
Mr Tappertit looked immensely big at a quartern loaf on the
table； and breathed hard。
‘Is that all？’ returned the locksmith。 ‘Put some more milk in
it。—Yes； I am sorry for Joe； because he is a likely young fellow；
and gains upon one every time one sees him。 But he’ll start off；
you’ll find。 Indeed he told me as much himself！’
‘Indeed！’ cried Dolly in a faint voice。 ‘In…deed！’
‘Is the tea tickling your throat still； my dear？’ said the
locksmith。
But； before his daughter could make him any answer； she was
taken with a troublesome cough； and it was such a very
unpleasant cough； that； when she left off； the tears were starting in
her bright eyes。 The good…natured locksmith was still patting her
on the back and applying such gentle restoratives； when a
message arrived from Mrs Varden； making known to all whom it
might concern； that she felt too much indisposed to rise after her
great agitation and anxiety of the previous night； and therefore
desired to be immediately accommodated with the little black
teapot of strong mixed tea； a couple of rounds of buttered toast； a
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middling…sized dish of beef and ham cut thin； and the Protestant
Manual in two volumes post octavo。 Like some other ladies who in
remote ages flourished upon this globe； Mrs Varden was most
devout when most ill…tempered。 Whenever she and her husband
were at unusual variance； then the Protestant Manual was in high
feather。
Knowing from experience what these requests portended； the
triumvirate broke up； Dolly； to see the orders executed with all
despatch； Gabriel； to some out…of…door work in his little chaise；
and Sim； to his daily duty in the workshop； to which retreat he
carried the big look； although the loaf remained behind。
Indeed the big look increased immensely； and when he had tied
his apron on； became quite gigantic。 It was not until he had
several times walked up and down with folded arms； and the
longest strides be could take； and had kicked a great many small
articles out of his way； that his lip began to curl。 At length； a
gloomy derision came upon his features； and he smiled； uttering
meanwhile with supreme contempt the monosyllable ‘Joe！’
‘I eyed her over； while he talked about the fellow；’ he said； ‘and
that was of course the reason of her being confused。 Joe！’
He walked up and down again much quicker than before； and if
possible with longer strides； sometimes stopping to take a glance
at his legs； and sometimes to jerk out； and cast from him； another
‘Joe！’ In the course of a quarter of an hour or so he again assumed
the paper cap and tried to work。 No。 It could not be done。
‘I’ll do nothing to…day；’ said Mr Tappertit； dashing it down
again； ‘but grind。 I’ll grind up all the tools。 Grinding will suit my
present humour well。 Joe！’
Whirr…r…r…r。 The grindstone was soon in motion； the sparks
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were flying off in showers。 This was the occupation for his heated
spirit。
Whirr…r…r…r…r…r…r。
‘Something will come of this！’ said Mr Tappertit； pausing as if
in triumph； and wiping his heated face upon his sleeve。
‘Something will come of this。 I hope it mayn’t be human gore！’
Whirr…r…r…r…r…r…r…r。
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Chapter 5
s soon as the business of the day was over； the locksmith
Asallied forth； alone； to visit the wounded gentleman and
ascertain the progress of his recovery。 The house where
he had left him was in a by…street in