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valets and couriers bustling and swearing round about them。 And
already； and in various corners and niches； lying on coils of rope；
black tar…cloths； ragged cloaks； or hay； you see a score of those
dubious fore…cabin passengers； who are never shaved； who always
look unhappy； and appear getting ready to be sick。
At one； dinner begins in the after…cabinboiled salmon； boiled
beef； boiled mutton； boiled cabbage； boiled potatoes； and parboiled
wine for any gentlemen who like it； and two roast…ducks between
seventy。 After this； knobs of cheese are handed round on a plate；
and there is a talk of a tart somewhere at some end of the table。
All this I saw peeping through a sort of meat…safe which ventilates
the top of the cabin； and very happy and hot did the people seem
below。
〃How the deuce CAN people dine at such an hour？〃 say several
genteel fellows who are watching the manoeuvres。 〃I can't touch a
morsel before seven。〃
But somehow at half…past three o'clock we had dropped a long way
down the river。 The air was delightfully fresh； the sky of a
faultless cobalt； the river shining and flashing like quicksilver；
and at this period steward runs against me bearing two great
smoking dishes covered by two great glistening hemispheres of tin。
〃Fellow；〃 says I； 〃what's that？〃
He lifted up the cover： it was ducks and green pease； by jingo！
〃What！ haven't they done YET； the greedy creatures？〃 I asked。
〃Have the people been feeding for three hours？〃
〃Law bless you； sir； it's the second dinner。 Make haste； or you
won't get a place。〃 At which words a genteel party； with whom I
had been conversing； instantly tumbled down the hatchway； and I
find myself one of the second relay of seventy who are attacking
the boiled salmon； boiled beef； boiled cabbage； &c。 As for the
ducks； I certainly had some pease； very fine yellow stiff pease；
that ought to have been split before they were boiled； but； with
regard to the ducks； I saw the animals gobbled up before my eyes by
an old widow lady and her party just as I was shrieking to the
steward to bring a knife and fork to carve them。 The fellow！ （I
mean the widow lady's whiskered companion）I saw him eat pease
with the very knife with which he had dissected the duck！
After dinner （as I need not tell the keen observer of human nature
who peruses this） the human mind； if the body be in a decent state；
expands into gayety and benevolence； and the intellect longs to
measure itself in friendly converse with the divers intelligences
around it。 We ascend upon deck； and after eying each other for a
brief space and with a friendly modest hesitation； we begin anon to
converse about the weather and other profound and delightful themes
of English discourse。 We confide to each other our respective
opinions of the ladies round about us。 Look at that charming
creature in a pink bonnet and a dress of the pattern of a
Kilmarnock snuff…box： a stalwart Irish gentleman in a green coat
and bushy red whiskers is whispering something very agreeable into
her ear； as is the wont of gentlemen of his nation； for her dark
eyes kindle； her red lips open and give an opportunity to a dozen
beautiful pearly teeth to display themselves； and glance brightly
in the sun； while round the teeth and the lips a number of lovely
dimples make their appearance； and her whole countenance assumes a
look of perfect health and happiness。 See her companion in shot
silk and a dove…colored parasol； in what a graceful Watteau…like
attitude she reclines。 The tall courier who has been bouncing
about the deck in attendance upon these ladies （it is his first day
of service； and he is eager to make a favorable impression on them
and the lady's…maids too） has just brought them from the carriage a
small paper of sweet cakes （nothing is prettier than to see a
pretty woman eating sweet biscuits） and a bottle that evidently
contains Malmsey madeira。 How daintily they sip it； how happy they
seem； how that lucky rogue of an Irishman prattles away！ Yonder is
a noble group indeed： an English gentleman and his family。
Children； mother； grandmother； grown…up daughters； father； and
domestics； twenty…two in all。 They have a table to themselves on
the deck； and the consumption of eatables among them is really
endless。 The nurses have been bustling to and fro； and bringing；
first； slices of cake； then dinner； then tea with huge family jugs
of milk； and the little people have been playing hide…and…seek
round the deck； coquetting with the other children； and making
friends of every soul on board。 I love to see the kind eyes of
women fondly watching them as they gambol about； a female face； be
it ever so plain； when occupied in regarding children； becomes
celestial almost； and a man can hardly fail to be good and happy
while he is looking on at such sights。 〃Ah； sir！〃 says a great big
man； whom you would not accuse of sentiment； 〃I have a couple of
those little things at home；〃 and he stops and heaves a great big
sigh and swallows down a half…tumbler of cold something and water。
We know what the honest fellow means well enough。 He is saying to
himself； 〃God bless my girls and their mother！〃 but； being a
Briton； is too manly to speak out in a more intelligible way。
Perhaps it is as well for him to be quiet； and not chatter and
gesticulate like those Frenchmen a few yards from him； who are
chirping over a bottle of champagne。
There is； as you may fancy； a number of such groups on the deck；
and a pleasant occupation it is for a lonely man to watch them and
build theories upon them； and examine those two personages seated
cheek by jowl。 One is an English youth； travelling for the first
time； who has been hard at his Guidebook during the whole journey。
He has a 〃Manuel du Voyageur〃 in his pocket： a very pretty； amusing
little oblong work it is too； and might be very useful； if the
foreign people in three languages； among whom you travel； would but
give the answers set down in the book； or understand the questions
you put to them out of it。 The other honest gentleman in the fur
cap； what can his occupation be？ We know him at once for what he
is。 〃Sir；〃 says he； in a fine German accent； 〃I am a brofessor of
languages； and will gif you lessons in Danish； Swedish； English；
Bortuguese； Spanish and Bersian。〃 Thus occupied in meditations；
the rapid hours and the rapid steamer pass quickly on。 The sun is
sinking； and； as he drops； the ingenious luminary sets the Thames
on fire： several worthy gentlemen； watch in hand； are eagerly
examining the phenomena attending his disappearance；rich clouds
of purple and gold； that form the curtains of his bed；little
barks that pass black across his disc； his disc every instant
dropping nearer and nearer into the water。 〃There he goes！〃 says
one sagacious observer。 〃No； he doesn't；〃 cries another。 Now he
is gone； and the steward is already threading the deck； asking the
passengers； r