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deciding to notice customers when she sees their last grain of patience is
exhausted。 She is often of a merry mood； and if anything about your
appearance or manner strikes her critical sense as amusing； will laugh
gayly with her companions at your expense。
A French gentleman who speaks our language correctly but with some
accent； told me that he found it impossible to get served in our stores； the
shop…girls bursting with laughter before he could make his wants known。
Not long ago I was at the Compagnie Lyonnaise in Paris with a stout
American lady； who insisted on tipping her chair forward on its front legs
as she selected some laces。 Suddenly the chair flew from under her； and
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she sat violently on the polished floor in an attitude so supremely comic
that the rest of her party were inwardly convulsed。 Not a muscle moved in
the faces of the well… trained clerks。 The proprietor assisted her to rise as
gravely as if he were bowing us to our carriage。
In restaurants American citizens are treated even worse than in the
shops。 You will see cowed customers who are anxious to get away to their
business or pleasure sitting mutely patient； until a waiter happens to
remember their orders。 I do not know a single establishment in this city
where the waiters take any notice of their customers' arrival； or where the
proprietor comes； toward the end of the meal； to inquire if the dishes have
been cooked to their taste。 The interest so general on the Continent or in
England is replaced here by the same air of being disturbed from more
important occupations； that characterizes the shop…girl and elevator boy。
Numbers of our people live apparently in awe of their servants and the
opinion of the tradespeople。 One middle…aged lady whom I occasionally
take to the theatre； insists when we arrive at her door on my accompanying
her to the elevator； in order that the youth who presides therein may see
that she has an escort； the opinion of this subordinate apparently being of
supreme importance to her。 One of our 〃gilded youths〃 recently told me of
a thrilling adventure in which he had figured。 At the moment he was
passing under an awning on his way to a reception； a gust of wind sent his
hat gambolling down the block。 〃Think what a situation；〃 he exclaimed。
〃There stood a group of my friends' footmen watching me。 But I was equal
to the situation and entered the house as if nothing had happened！〃 Sir
Walter Raleigh sacrificed a cloak to please a queen。 This youth abandoned
a new hat； fearing the laughter of a half…dozen servants。
One of the reasons why we have become so weak in the presence of
our paid masters is that nowhere is the individual allowed to protest。 The
other night a friend who was with me at a theatre considered the acting
inferior； and expressed his opinion by hissing。 He was promptly ejected by
a policeman。 The man next me was； on the contrary； so pleased with the
piece that he encored every song。 I had paid to see the piece once； and
rebelled at being obliged to see it twice to suit my neighbor。 On referring
the matter to the box…office； the caliph in charge informed me that the
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slaves he allowed to enter his establishment （like those who in other days
formed the court of Louis XIV。） were permitted to praise； but were
suppressed if they murmured dissent。 In his MEMOIRES； Dumas； PERE；
tells of a 〃first night〃 when three thousand people applauded a play of his
and one spectator hissed。 〃He was the only one I respected；〃 said Dumas；
〃for the piece was bad； and that criticism spurred me on to improve it。〃
How can we hope for any improvement in the standard of our
entertainments； the manners of our servants or the ways of corporations
when no one complains？ We are too much in a hurry to follow up a
grievance and have it righted。 〃It doesn't pay；〃 〃I haven't got the time；〃 are
phrases with which all such subjects are dismissed。 We will sit in over…
heated cars； eat vilely cooked food； put up with insolence from
subordinates； because it is too much trouble to assert our rights。 Is the
spirit that prompted the first shots on Lexington Common becoming
extinct？ Have the floods of emigration so diluted our Anglo…Saxon blood
that we no longer care to fight for liberty？ Will no patriot arise and lead a
revolt against our tyrants？
I am prepared to follow such a leader； and have already marked my
prey。 First； I will slay a certain miscreant who sits at the receipt of customs
in the box…office of an up…town theatre。 For years I have tried to propitiate
that satrap with modest politeness and feeble little jokes。 He has never
been softened by either； but continues to 〃chuck〃 the worst places out to
me （no matter how early I arrive； the best have always been given to the
speculators）； and to frown down my attempts at self…assertion。
When I have seen this enemy at my feet； I shall start down town
（stopping on the way to brain the teller at my bank； who is perennially
paring his nails； and refuses to see me until that operation is performed）； to
the office of a night…boat line； where the clerk has so often forced me； with
hundreds of other weary victims； to stand in line like convicts； while he
chats with a 〃lady friend；〃 his back turned to us and his leg comfortably
thrown over the arm of his chair。 Then I will take my blood…stained way …
but； no！ It is better not to put my victims on their guard； but to abide my
time in silence！ Courage； fellow…slaves； our day will come！
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CHAPTER 40 … Introspection *
THE close of a year must bring even to the careless and the least
inclined toward self…inspection； an hour of thoughtfulness； a desire to
glance back across the past； and set one's mental house in order； before
starting out on another stage of the journey for that none too distant
bourne toward which we all are moving。
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